How do you guys become "Lifers"?!?

[Jokeram]

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<< you have to go through a lengthy process which involves giving up all physical and social links to the outside world ("earth"). After that you must post here every minute, every hour, every day, until postcount reaches 9999. Once reached, DO NOT POST ANYMORE UNTIL YOU READ THIS STEP: Take of pants [if not wearing pants take of underwear (if not wearing underwear do nothing)], take your LEFT hand stroke whats between your pants for 9999 times (a "time" counts as up and down). Now if the "mess" you made spells "lifer" make one more final post and see if you are worthy, if your "mess" is a mess, repeat as needed. >>



LMAO! >>



hehe >>

 

[HOWITIS]

<< How do you guys become "Lifers"?!? >>






killing someone is a good start.

 

[joohang]

<< you have to go through a lengthy process which involves giving up all physical and social links to the outside world ("earth"). After that you must post here every minute, every hour, every day, until postcount reaches 9999. Once reached, DO NOT POST ANYMORE UNTIL YOU READ THIS STEP: Take of pants [if not wearing pants take of underwear (if not wearing underwear do nothing)], take your LEFT hand stroke whats between your pants for 9999 times (a "time" counts as up and down). Now if the "mess" you made spells "lifer" make one more final post and see if you are worthy, if your "mess" is a mess, repeat as needed. >>


Hmm.. how about women?

 

[joohang]

<< How do you guys become "Lifers"?!? >>


Just nef along. I am more than half way there.

 

[Scootin159]

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<< you have to go through a lengthy process which involves giving up all physical and social links to the outside world ("earth"). After that you must post here every minute, every hour, every day, until postcount reaches 9999. Once reached, DO NOT POST ANYMORE UNTIL YOU READ THIS STEP: Take of pants [if not wearing pants take of underwear (if not wearing underwear do nothing)], take your LEFT hand stroke whats between your pants for 9999 times (a "time" counts as up and down). Now if the "mess" you made spells "lifer" make one more final post and see if you are worthy, if your "mess" is a mess, repeat as needed. >>


Hmm.. how about women? >>



provisions can be made

 

[ILikeSprite]

neffing........ lots and lots of neffing.......

 

[prodigy]

<< Too much time on their hands. >>



Yet your post per day count is more than double mine.

 

[yakko]

<< How did they do it? >>

You see that reply button over there?

 

[dc]

 

[yakko]

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That works too.

 

[ThaGrandCow]

bump for a... oh crap, wrong forum.

 

[kamiam]

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That works too. >>

^--- as does this how do you think this guy made lifer in the first place

 

[chibchakan]

Postcount +

 

[Kadarin]

<< they give their fist borns. >>



I downloaded some German pr0n last week with some of that action..

 

[Pocatello]

One more penny into the account. By the time I become a lifers, Anand would have a career, wife, children, and sell the Anandtech to someone else.

 

[joohang]

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That works too. >>

^--- as does this how do you think this guy made lifer in the first place

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Don't make fun of yakko.