How do you get rid of bad luck

[Twista]

🙁 Or someone put a voodoo spell on me =[ .

 

[nerp]

Throw salt over your wood.

 

[Farang]

Greetings, friend. Do you wish to look as happy as me? Well, you've got the power inside you right now. So use it. And send $1 to Happy Dude, 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield. Don't delay; eternal happiness is just $1 away!

 

[darkxshade]

By hitting bottom

 

[IronWing]

Ya gotta paint rainbows all over your blues.

 

[ZzZGuy]

Run over a black cat?

 

[flxnimprtmscl]

Originally posted by: ZzZGuy
Run over a black cat?

Winnar. Fuck black cats.

 

[theprodigalrebel]

Stay away from the numbers - the numbers are cursed!

 

[Ronstang]

You create your own luck. You probably need to change the way you live/act. You get what you give...eventually.

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

Give someone your time, effort or, money. You'll feel better and it can't hurt.

 

[xanis]

Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

 

[IronWing]

Originally posted by: ZzZGuy
Run over a black cat?

Now you've done it, the eyes of death are on you.

 

[nanette1985]

Is that your address? If not, wonder who really lives there. I'm tempted to send that dollar - things have been really bad lately, it wouldn't hurt.

 

[Adam8281]

Quick! Find a chain e-mail and forward it to everyone you know!

 

[OCGuy]

I usually sacrifice two male goats.

 

[Beev]

Originally posted by: princess ida
Is that your address? If not, wonder who really lives there. I'm tempted to send that dollar - things have been really bad lately, it wouldn't hurt.

It's a Simpsons reference from the episode where Homer finds the auto-dialer.