How do you get of hickies damnit.

[Jhill]

My wife decided to play a joke and give me a hickie.

Is there an easy way to get rid of this damn thing?

 

[waylman]

nope, makeup is the only thing that'll hide that hideous thing

 

[Crazymofo]

only hide it with some makeup...

 

[Orsorum]

Turtleneck and makeup. Or maybe just women's underwear.

 

[Ladies Man]

show it off with pride

"Yes I am getting some, and you all are not. I rule."

 

[TheNinja]

I heard you should scrape it it with a comb, and then pinch it and flick it really hard a couple of times. It is supposed to help a lot, I think you should try it.

 

[AbsolutDealage]

<nelson>ha ha</nelson>

Ya just gotta wait that one out. If you have an important meeting or something you can go buy some cover-up in the makeup section.

 

[Lithium381]

Originally posted by: Ladies Man
show it off with pride

"Yes I am getting some, and you all are not. I rule."

that's how i see it, not that i would know from first hand experience though :Q

 

[CrazyPerson]

:beer:

 

[CrazyPerson]

a sharp blade would do it

 

[anxi80]

is there any truth to the frozen spoon theory, or is that an old-wives tale?

 

[TommyVercetti]

You could try putting some eye drops on it.

 

[isaacmacdonald]

ammonia will clear that right up.

 

[ElFenix]

hard liquor

 

[SagaLore]

Use a comb and scrape continuously. It really works.

 

[LikeLinus]

Originally posted by: Jhill
My wife decided to play a joke and give me a hickie.

Is there an easy way to get rid of this damn thing?

She decided to play a joke, and you didn't realize she was giving you a hickey?

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: ElFenix
hard liquor

:beer::beer:

- M4H

 

[Amorphus]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: ElFenix
hard liquor

:beer::beer:

- M4H

no, that's beer. which hardly counts as hard liquor

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: Amorphus

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: ElFenix
hard liquor

:beer::beer:

- M4H

no, that's beer. which hardly counts as hard liquor

you should try canadian beer! :Q

 

[jdini76]

take a cloth or cotten ball, and soak it in vinegar. Hold the cloth on the bruised area for roughly 30 minutes the area should clear up.

I saw this remedy on a news channel, but can't find any information to back it up. It's worth a try, it can't hurt.

If that doesn't work dress up as a monster for halloween!...for about a week!

edit: Ok 1 hour instead of 30mins.

Heinz vinegar to heal bruises...Soak a cotton ball in white vinegar an apply it to the bruise for 1 hour. The vinegar reduces the blueness and speeds up the healing process.

here is a link

 

[konichiwa]

If you just wear some loose-fitting boxers/underwear it should go away in a day or two...

 

[Bulk Beef]

Cover it with a big-ass Band-Aid and tell people you cut yourself shaving. Works for pimples too.

Just don't run out of the bigg-ass Band-Aids, or you'll really have to cut yourself to cover your tracks.

 

[Red Dawn]

According to my Greek Friend Windex will work

 

[NorthRiver]

Comb does work.

 

[ScottMac]

One word: Leeches.

'nuf said

Scott