How do you get a ring off a finger?

[JulesMaximus]

My wife bought this ring and it fit on one finger but when she moved it to the other hand it is too tight and now she can't get the ring off.

Amputation is not an option...destroying the ring is an option.

 

[theflyingpig]

Tell your wife to lose weight.

 

[Jeeebus]

some mixture of butter/oil/cold water should do it.

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[JulesMaximus]

Tell your wife to lose weight.

She's 5'4" and 125lbs.

 

[hclarkjr]

hacksaw would be one option

 

[theflyingpig]

She's 5'4" and 125lbs.

Can you clearly see her ribcage? If the answer is no, then she needs to burn some fat until you can. Everyone knows this.

 

[her209]

Tell her you've been banging your secretary.

 

[RoloMather]

She's 5'4" and 125lbs.

Pics?

 

[Shawn]

Bolt cutter to the finger, or ring. Whichever.

 

[Ausm]

Try some liquid soap or KY

 

[Robsasman]

Bolt cutters or strong wire cutters.

 

[joesmoke]

have her soak it in a mixture of ketchup, pesto, and goat urine for 30 minutes. then laugh at her for being so gullible.

 

[MotF Bane]

some mixture of butter/oil/cold water should do it.

This. If it fails, cut the ring off.

 

[crab]

I have a Milwaukee sawzall you can borrow...

 

[Ausm]

have her soak it in a mixture of ketchup, pesto, and goat urine for 30 minutes. then laugh at her for being so gullible.

If you don't have a goat can you piss in the bucket yourself?

 

[SunSamurai]

She's 5'4" and 125lbs.

Fatty

 

[JulesMaximus]

LOL, these are exactly the kind of responses I expected.

 

[joesmoke]

If you don't have a goat can you piss in the bucket yourself?

yes, but only your piss will work. anybody else without a goat, PM Ausm!

 

[drebo]

What you need to do is walk it forward slowly, pulling the skin from behind the ring as you go to get rid of the bunches that will happen in front of the ring. If you have trouble getting it over the knuckle, you can wrap string around the finger behind the ring going toward the ring and it should be forced over the knuckle. Soap might help lube, but it shouldn't be necessary.

Also, HOT water will cause the ring to expand slightly and might help too.

 

[cheesehead]

Step 1: Mix some water with salt. LOTS of salt.
Step 2: Put a bunch of ice in the water. (optional)
Step 3: Slather a bunch of vaseline around the ring. You can't use too much.
Step 4: Submerge finger in icewater.
Step 5: Wait. If you can still feel your finger, you haven't waited long enough.
Step 6: Remove ring under water.

 

[zoiks]

The forum doesn't look or feel like ATOT but the responses sure do.

 

[Freshgeardude]

Pics?

seriously! Help will come after pics are delivered appropriately

 

[sjwaste]

Butter, KY, or the ice water trick will work. If those don't do it, the ring just needs to be cut off. Maybe there's some way to lubricate it and then get the ring very cold to use both methods of action.

 

[zoiks]

Does it hurt when you get aroused?

 

[randay]

try pulling on it.