How do you freeze Canadian to death?

[YohanDelSierra]

Put him in the bed with an USA woman...

ehehe

 

An American is having his (coffee, croissants, bread, butter
and jam) when a Canadian man, chewing gum, sits down next to
him.

The American ignores the Canadian who, nevertheless, starts
a conversation.

Canadian: "You American folk eat the whole bread?"

American (in a bad mood): "Of course."

Canadian: (after blowing a huge bubble)"We don't. In Canada,
we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container,
recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to
America." The Canadian has a smirk on his face.

The American listens in silence.

The Canadian persists: "Do you eat jelly with the bread??"

American: "Of Course."

Canadian: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling).
"We don't. In Canada we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then
we put all the peels, seeds,and left overs in containers,
recycle them, transform them into jam and sell the jam to
America."

The American then asks: "Do you have sex in Canada?"

Canadian: "Why of course we do", the Canadian says with a big
smirk.

American: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've
used them?"

Canadian: "We throw them away, of course."

American: "We don't. In America, we put them in a container,
recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them
to Canada."

 

[singh]

LOL Roger

 

[Pyxis]

LOL

Good one Roger.

 

[Tates]

Roger....good job...lol

 

[Instan00dles]

Well I am glad that I dont chew gum up here in Canada

 

[DuffmanOhYeah]

<< Well I am glad that I dont chew gum up here in Canada >>


Sure ya don't.
We know you got some of Roger's old ones in your mouth right now. Eh?

 

[CraigRT]

haha!

SAY IT AIN'T SO! :Q

 

[jjones]

LOL, Roger.

 

[RedRooster]

It ain't called "Juicy Fruit" for nothing.

 

[ShadowHunter]

Repost, but still a h00t!

 

[StageLeft]

How do you freeze Canadian to death?


You can't!

 

[Atlantean]

<< Put him in the bed with an USA woman...

ehehe >>



Funny, oh well, one nice thing about canadian woman is that most of them are pretty good looking. So why would canadians want to sleep with an american woman? Oh and by the way, in the summer in canada, the weather is just as warm if not warmer than it is in the states.

 

Roger: That same joke was out but canadian was substituted for French. lol none the less.

 

[yakko]

Roger,

Vry funny joke.

YohanDelSierra,

Not even worth rereading to try and figure out if it can be made funny.

 

And your point ?

 

[Cheesemoo]

LMAO, roger that was a good one

 

[yllus]

Isn't the original joke pretty much insulting American women for being frigid?

 

[Hallzy]

A Hoosier, a Kentuckian and a West Virginian were on a Hollywood TV quiz show. The host asked them to complete the sentence: "Old MacDonald had a ..."

The Indianan said, "Old MacDonald had a carburetor."

"Sorry," said the MC. "That's incorrect."

"Old MacDonald had a flat tire," said the Kentuckian.

"Wrong," said the host.

"Old MacDonald had a farm," said the West Virginian.

"That's correct!" shouted the MC. "Now for $200,000, spell farm."

The West Virginian thought hard and then spelled carefully: "E-I-E-I-O."