How do you explain why you were 7 hours late for work?

[cKGunslinger]

Originally posted by: Quasmo

Originally posted by: RaynorWolfcastle
If you have a male boss "Look, I'll level with you I was having a wild threesome with these two girls. I wish I had a better excuse, but that's pretty much it and I don't think I'll ever have a shot at that ". What boss wouldn't let you slide with that?

Hes an ex navy personel.

Navy personel as in "don't ask, don't tell"? Otherwise, I still think he'll let you slide.

Then change it to "two guys" and problem solved!

tell him it was a threesome with two guys, then...

Alright men, that horse appears to be nothing more than a bloody pulp now. Our job here is done!

 

[alphatarget1]

60 hours/week with OT = :thumbsup:
60 hours/week with no OT = :thumbsdown:

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: cKGunslinger

Originally posted by: Quasmo

Originally posted by: RaynorWolfcastle
If you have a male boss "Look, I'll level with you I was having a wild threesome with these two girls. I wish I had a better excuse, but that's pretty much it and I don't think I'll ever have a shot at that ". What boss wouldn't let you slide with that?

Hes an ex navy personel.

Navy personel as in "don't ask, don't tell"? Otherwise, I still think he'll let you slide.

Then change it to "two guys" and problem solved!

There are never enough Rum, sodomy & the lash jokes...

tell him it was a threesome with two guys, then...

Alright men, that horse appears to be nothing more than a bloody pulp now. Our job here is done!

 

[Fullmetal Chocobo]

Originally posted by: RaynorWolfcastle

Originally posted by: Quasmo

Originally posted by: RaynorWolfcastle
If you have a male boss "Look, I'll level with you I was having a wild threesome with these two girls. I wish I had a better excuse, but that's pretty much it and I don't think I'll ever have a shot at that ". What boss wouldn't let you slide with that?

Hes an ex navy personel.

Navy personel as in "don't ask, don't tell"? Otherwise, I still think he'll let you slide.

Hey now! I've had several bosses that maintained the philosophy that "getting some" was the only reason we could be late for work and not get in trouble for it...
Tas.

 

[spanky]

go in tomorrow and pretend it's monday.

 

[Quasmo]

Originally posted by: spanky
go in tomorrow and pretend it's monday.

when you only get one day off its had to do that.

 

[Ismisus]

print this thread and give it to your boss

 

[habib89]

Originally posted by: spanky
go in tomorrow and pretend it's monday.

hahaha.. i like that one

 

[George P Burdell]

Originally posted by: spanky
go in tomorrow and pretend it's monday.

thats a good one.

OP, stop posting on ATOT, call your boss and tell him you overslept.

 

[cerebusPu]

tell him you had a stomache flu. vomitting and explosive diaharrea are great topics of conversation.

 

[neutralizer]

Tell him the truth. Working that much makes it definitely believable.

 

[digitalsm]

Originally posted by: neutralizer
Tell him the truth. Working that much makes it definitely believable.

Pussies

 

[bamacre]

I agree, tell the truth. Also mention that you have been feeling very lethargic (sp?) lately and have made an appointment to see a doctor. One, you're being honest. Two, you're taking action to fix the problem.

 

[bamacre]

Originally posted by: digitalsm

Originally posted by: neutralizer
Tell him the truth. Working that much makes it definitely believable.

Pussies

No, it's being smart. Employers seek honesty, it also shows confidence, worthiness, and self responsiblily.

 

[lavagirl669]

You should definitely call and do something asap.
NOT calling would be worse.

Just tell him you were with me

 

[Fullmetal Chocobo]

Originally posted by: bamacre

Originally posted by: digitalsm

Originally posted by: neutralizer
Tell him the truth. Working that much makes it definitely believable.

Pussies

No, it's being smart. Employers seek honesty, it also shows confidence, worthiness, and self responsiblily.

Just a hunch, but I don't think he was referring to the honesty bit...
Tas.

 

[Quasmo]

Called... he took the bait...

 

[neutralizer]

Originally posted by: Quasmo
Called... he took the bait...

Which excuse did you use?

 

[PingSpike]

Drug overdose FTW.

 

[Quasmo]

Originally posted by: neutralizer

Originally posted by: Quasmo
Called... he took the bait...

Which excuse did you use?

The sex with 2 men... worked like a charm

 

[Monoman]

rofl

 

[Goosemaster]

1. tell him that you were unavailable. Don't give specifics. If he asks for details jsut say that it is somethign realyl embarrasing
2. Tell him that you recognize that you forgot to call him. Acknowledge that you were completely in the wrong. Let him know that you definitly sympathize with him and will
work to remedy this


and don't do it again

 

[aplefka]

Originally posted by: Quasmo

Originally posted by: neutralizer

Originally posted by: Quasmo
Called... he took the bait...

Which excuse did you use?

The sex with 2 men... worked like a charm

Bullshit.

 

[Fritzo]

Car broke down in the middle of nowhere.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Maybe you should try telling them *gasp* the truth?