how do you entertain yourself at a wedding?

[dolph]

have sex with your gf under a table in the reception. 100 points!

 

[KGB1]

Originally posted by: DevilsAdvocate

Originally posted by: SOFTWARE2ndComing

Originally posted by: Vortex22

Originally posted by: PhasmatisNox Make fart noises. You really need to grow up. Take a couple of weeks off to think about it.

Did he edit something out??

<FONT size=1><FONT face=Verdana><STRONG>Edited:</STRONG> 03/13/2004 <B>at</B> 11:40 AM <B>by</B> AnandTech Moderator</FONT></FONT>

Wow... Mod is a bit touchy today.

No... PhasmatisNox was fvcking up every thread he's always posted in. Mofo doesn't know what to act or say in certain serious threads. I was gonna flame him in a fcc thread and howards thread. For a moment I wanted to be Corporal Punishment Mod

Thanks for giving him a time out mods... this :beer: is for you

As for spending time at a wedding dude.....DUUUUDE... BRIDES Maid's... you know the schtick... "always the bride's maid never the bride" get buzzed and hang around the chicks.. (unless you married or already in a relationship) then stick to the food and wine

 

[her209]

You should say something when the priest says "Does anyone have any objections why these two should not get married?"

 

[rudeguy]

Originally posted by: KGB

Originally posted by: DevilsAdvocate

Originally posted by: SOFTWARE2ndComing

Originally posted by: Vortex22

Originally posted by: PhasmatisNox Make fart noises. You really need to grow up. Take a couple of weeks off to think about it.

Did he edit something out??

<FONT size=1><FONT face=Verdana><STRONG>Edited:</STRONG> 03/13/2004 <B>at</B> 11:40 AM <B>by</B> AnandTech Moderator</FONT></FONT>

Wow... Mod is a bit touchy today.

No... PhasmatisNox was fvcking up every thread he's always posted in. Mofo doesn't know what to act or say in certain serious threads. I was gonna flame him in a fcc thread and howards thread. For a moment I wanted to be Corporal Punishment Mod

Thanks for giving him a time out mods... this :beer: is for you

As for spending time at a wedding dude.....DUUUUDE... BRIDES Maid's... you know the schtick... "always the bride's maid never the bride" get buzzed and hang around the chicks.. (unless you married or already in a relationship) then stick to the food and wine

its his girlfriend's friend's wedding

I say bring an MP3 player and a flask...the time will pass by quickly

 

[bigalt]

Originally posted by: dolph
have sex with your gf under a table in the reception. 100 points!

damn, too late!

I sat with a bunch of her old friends who were really rowdy, but not in a funny way. As soon as I finished my (mediocre) dinner, I slunk out to the balcony and chatted up all the lesbian ultimate frisbee players and drank much wine, until my girlfriend got bored of her friends and wanted me to entertain her. the nerve!

 

[FoBoT]

hide with the servers

 

[joinT]

Originally posted by: dolph
have sex with your gf under a table in the reception. 100 points!

^^^
WINNAR!

 

[StageLeft]

God, I hate other people's weddings.

 

[JonnyBlaze]

try and get the bride in a back room

JBlaze

 

[Brutuskend]

Hit on the bride and watch the hilarity ensue!

Edit: Damn you JonnyBlaze.

 

[rh71]

I hate going to weddings... I hope people aren't bored at my wedding...

 

[JonnyBlaze]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Hit on the bride and watch the hilarity ensue!

Edit: Damn you JonnyBlaze.

i cant believe i was the first one to suggest that one

thats about the funnest thing i could think to do.

that or the brides mother if shes cute

JBlaze

 

[Brutuskend]

Originally posted by: JonnyBlaze

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Hit on the bride and watch the hilarity ensue!

Edit: Damn you JonnyBlaze.

i cant believe i was the first one to suggest that one

thats about the funnest thing i could think to do.

that or the brides mother if shes cute

JBlaze

Or if you REALLY want to stir things up, hit on the GROOM!

BTW: Do you now that the first spell checker option for your name when it comes up is Cannibalize!
:Q

 

[JonnyBlaze]

you could try a 3way with the bride and groom!

JB