How do you eat Yogurt with fruit on the bottom?

[PHiuR]

I eat the yogurt half way down, then I mix the fruit with the rest of the yogurt...

booya.?

 

[SunnyD]

Why upside down of course!

 

[Baked]

... I mix the yogurt and the fruit together before I eat.

 

[Coca Cola]

stir until it's mixed well

 

[sonambulo]

I rip open the lid, throw it all over the kitchen floor and then have a race with my dog to see who can lick up the most!

 

[idiotekniQues]

i try to eat it with a naked chick near by.

i put the yogurt on one breast and the fruit compote on the other and then squish them together so i can honor the intentions of the yogurt maker

 

[sonambulo]

Originally posted by: idiotekniQues
i put the yogurt on one breast and the fruit compote on the other and then squish them together so i can honor the intentions of the yogurt maker

This is why I only eat yogurt with highly active cultures. If enough of it dribbles south, then you get more yogurt! Free!

 

[PHiuR]

Originally posted by: idiotekniQues
i try to eat it with a naked chick near by.

i put the yogurt on one breast and the fruit compote on the other and then squish them together so i can honor the intentions of the yogurt maker

😀

 

[randay]

i put it into a turkey baster, then i shove it up your butt and squeeze. then i eat it out of a cup. and then...

 

[eplebnista]

Originally posted by: Baked
... I mix the yogurt and the fruit together before I eat.

Same here.

 

[Iron Woode]

Originally posted by: PHiuR
I eat the yogurt half way down, then I mix the fruit with the rest of the yogurt...

booya.?

the stuff on top is called the curd.

 

[tfinch2]

I scoop out all of the yogurt on top and throw it out, then proceed to eat the fruit goodness at the bottom.

 

[Jeff7]

Mix first, then eat. Plain yogurt is nasty.

Originally posted by: sonambulo

Originally posted by: idiotekniQues
i put the yogurt on one breast and the fruit compote on the other and then squish them together so i can honor the intentions of the yogurt maker

This is why I only eat yogurt with highly active cultures. If enough of it dribbles south, then you get more yogurt! Free!

EeeeEEEeeewwwww.

 

[Tiamat]

Originally posted by: sonambulo

Originally posted by: idiotekniQues
i put the yogurt on one breast and the fruit compote on the other and then squish them together so i can honor the intentions of the yogurt maker

This is why I only eat yogurt with highly active cultures. If enough of it dribbles south, then you get more yogurt! Free!

uhh...

 

[Eli]

I do the same thing, except I only eat like 1/4 of the yogurt before mixing it up.

 

[Farang]

Originally posted by: Tiamat

Originally posted by: sonambulo

Originally posted by: idiotekniQues
i put the yogurt on one breast and the fruit compote on the other and then squish them together so i can honor the intentions of the yogurt maker

This is why I only eat yogurt with highly active cultures. If enough of it dribbles south, then you get more yogurt! Free!

uhh...

he means semen.. but that really isnt free yogurt. its semen.

 

[Twista]

dont eat yogut

 

[Iron Woode]

Originally posted by: sonambulo

Originally posted by: idiotekniQues
i put the yogurt on one breast and the fruit compote on the other and then squish them together so i can honor the intentions of the yogurt maker

This is why I only eat yogurt with highly active cultures. If enough of it dribbles south, then you get more yogurt! Free!

that's not yogurt coming out of there.

 

[GeekDrew]

well, first i pour the yogurt on him...

😱

 

[IronWing]

Originally posted by: sonambulo
I rip open the lid, throw it all over the kitchen floor and then have a race with my dog to see who can lick up the most!

Reminds me of a song I thunked up.

To the tune of Simple Gifts:

:music:
It's a gift to be womyn
It's gift to be gay
It's gift to taste each other
Like a dog eats Yoplait
:music:

I was composing out loud and that's as far as I got before getting hit.

 

[RaistlinZ]

I mix it up before I eat it like any sane person would do.

 

[BoomerD]

I never could stand the taste of yogurt...either the frozen stuff or the stuff in the dairy aisle...N-A-S-T-Y.

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Originally posted by: BoomerD
I never could stand the taste of yogurt...either the frozen stuff or the stuff in the dairy aisle...N-A-S-T-Y.

This is taking the man card thing too far... yougurt is good.... Mix the fruit!

 

[geno]

Originally posted by: Baked
... I mix the yogurt and the fruit together before I eat.

Just like you're supposed to. The OP is a Commie.

 

[sonambulo]

Originally posted by: Farang
he means semen.. but that really isnt free yogurt. its semen.

No-no. I mean yeast infection. But that's not really free yogurt. It's yeast glop.

Originally posted by: ironwing
Reminds me of a song I thunked up.

To the tune of Simple Gifts:

:music:
It's a gift to be womyn
It's gift to be gay
It's gift to taste each other
Like a dog eats Yoplait
:music:

I was composing out loud and that's as far as I got before getting hit.

Are you trying to say we should start a band?