How do you eat an elephant?

[SaltBoy]

One bite at a time, of course!

Well, my wife and I have been married for seven months, and we're just now starting to send out thank you cards to everybody who gave us stuff.

What a job to do! I guess I procrastinated because of the sheer size of the work, so I decided to pace myself and do ten thank-you cards a day. Better late than never, I guess...

 

[Viper GTS]

What the hell have you been doing for the last seven months?

Viper GTS

 

[Anubis]

thank you cards are a waste of time. just call them and thank them. its easier and quicker.

and you habd wont hurt as much either

 

[BooGiMaN]

Originally posted by: Viper GTS
What the hell have you been doing for the last seven months?

Viper GTS

well what do you think they are newlyweds !!!

 

[datalink7]

Originally posted by: Viper GTS
What the hell have you been doing for the last seven months?

Viper GTS

 

[jteef]

"If I had the time to sit down and write a thank-you note to everyone who sent me a nice, expensive present, what a wonderful world that would be!"

Jack has a Deep Thought for every occasion

 

[SaltBoy]

Originally posted by: Viper GTS
What the hell have you been doing for the last seven months?

Viper GTS

Ummm... yeah, we're ummm... newlyweds, and ummm... we didn't have sex with each other before we were married... so ummm... yeah.

 

[Howard]

Pics?

 

[SaltBoy]

Originally posted by: Howard
Pics?

Of you? Ummm... no thanks.

 

[her209]

Lazy bums...

 

[SaltBoy]

Originally posted by: her209
Lazy bums...

Yup... <shrug>

 

[Dudd]

Originally posted by: TheEvil1
thank you cards are a waste of time. just call them and thank them. its easier and quicker.

and you habd wont hurt as much either

Based on this thread, I'm willing to bet he keeps (kept?) his hand in good enough shape so that this isn't a problem.