How do you drink a really cold beer?

[Jhill]

Do you sip it?

Do you drink it just fast enough so it won't get hot at the end?

Do you guzzle it?

How do you do it?

 

[Goosemaster]

Stick it in a warm spot so it can warm up....

I'm sure you could find an available cavity on your person that would prove effective for that purpose....

 

[BigJ]

Lift beer.

Pour beer into mouth until almost full.

Put beer down.

Repeat until beer is finished.

 

[jlee]

Originally posted by: BigJ
Lift beer.

Pour beer into mouth until almost full.

Put beer down.

Repeat until beer is finished.

:thumbsup:

 

[brigden]

Originally posted by: BigJ
Lift beer.

Pour beer into mouth until almost full.

Put beer down.

Repeat until beer is finished.

Listen to this man.

 

[Babbles]

Slowly nursing a Corona right now. I find very little reason to chug a beer as fast as possible.

 

[Gibsons]

Originally posted by: BigJ
Lift beer.

Pour beer into mouth until almost full.

Put beer down.

Repeat until beer is finished.

 

[shimsham]

beer is for pvssys. how about you try a real mans drink.

 

[saxophonoia]

Originally posted by: shimsham
beer is for pvssys. how about you try a real mans drink.

alright, go ahead and hand over your man card

 

[QuitBanningMe]

Originally posted by: CadetLee

Originally posted by: BigJ
Lift beer.

Pour beer into mouth until almost full.

Put beer down.

Repeat until beer is finished.

:thumbsup:

 

[jEct2]

Originally posted by: shimsham
beer is for pvssys. how about you try a real mans drink.

WTF is wrong with you. What is that green sissy dildo-shaped bottle?

 

[shimsham]

Originally posted by: saxophonoia

Originally posted by: shimsham
beer is for pvssys. how about you try a real mans drink.

alright, go ahead and hand over your man card

even if im out of beer, and this case of highschoolchicklube was free?

 

[shimsham]

Originally posted by: jEct2

Originally posted by: shimsham
beer is for pvssys. how about you try a real mans drink.

WTF is wrong with you. What is that green sissy dildo-shaped bottle?

the nectar of the gods

 

[chrisms]

Depends on the beer. I'm drinking a Guiness Extra Stout right now, so I'm sipping it almost as I would wine. But in the case of an ice cold Busch or Rainier beer, I'll take a big gulp and savor the flavor for a second before letting it go down.

 

[Descartes]

1) I don't drink my beers cold; rather, just a little cool. A good beer served too cold upsets the aromatics ruining an otherwise good beer.
2) I sip. Again, it's about trying to enjoy a quality beer, not get drunk or anything else. Taking large sips makes it impossible to aspirate and therefore more difficult to induce retronasal olfaction; the result is a diminished finish.

 

[Descartes]

Originally posted by: chrisms
Depends on the beer. I'm drinking a Guiness Extra Stout right now, so I'm sipping it almost as I would wine. But in the case of an ice cold Busch or Rainier beer, I'll take a big gulp and savor the flavor for a second before letting it go down.

Savor.... Busch? Hmm.

 

[JBT]

Originally posted by: BigJ
Lift beer.

Pour beer into mouth until almost full.

Put beer down.

Repeat until beer is finished.

I do this with cheap beer. With good beer I drink it a bit slower.

 

[Atomicus]

downed 2 smirnoff twisted with some sashimi&sushi... not feeling too good...

 

[BigJ]

Originally posted by: Atomicus
downed 2 smirnoff twisted with some sashimi&sushi... not feeling too good...

That sh!t is not beer, and don't ever make the mistake of calling it beer again!

 

[Atomicus]

Originally posted by: BigJ

Originally posted by: Atomicus
downed 2 smirnoff twisted with some sashimi&sushi... not feeling too good...

That sh!t is not beer, and don't ever make the mistake of calling it beer again!

who said I called it beer? they're my "p*ssy" drinks

besides, I like flavor rather than a beer's metabolic waste taste

 

[Baked]

Lift head, pour beer down throat, swallow till bottle/can empties.

 

[gsaldivar]

Originally posted by: QuitBanningMe

Originally posted by: CadetLee

Originally posted by: BigJ
Lift beer.

Pour beer into mouth until almost full.

Put beer down.

Repeat until beer is finished.

:thumbsup:

Truth.

 

[brigden]

Originally posted by: Descartes
1) I don't drink my beers cold; rather, just a little cool. A good beer served too cold upsets the aromatics ruining an otherwise good beer.
2) I sip. Again, it's about trying to enjoy a quality beer, not get drunk or anything else. Taking large sips makes it impossible to aspirate and therefore more difficult to induce retronasal olfaction; the result is a diminished finish.

I think you may find a beer bottle up your ass. Man, loosen up.

 

[Mookow]

Originally posted by: shimsham

Originally posted by: jEct2

Originally posted by: shimsham
beer is for pvssys. how about you try a real mans drink.

WTF is wrong with you. What is that?

the nectar of the gods

Fixed.

 

[Mookow]

Originally posted by: brigden

Originally posted by: Descartes
1) I don't drink my beers cold; rather, just a little cool. A good beer served too cold upsets the aromatics ruining an otherwise good beer.
2) I sip. Again, it's about trying to enjoy a quality beer, not get drunk or anything else. Taking large sips makes it impossible to aspirate and therefore more difficult to induce retronasal olfaction; the result is a diminished finish.

I think you may find a beer bottle up your ass. Man, loosen up.

Sounds like you've been there and been done by that, huh?