How do you deal with snoring roommates?

[LuNoTiCK]

Damn, my roommate snores so loud, I can't sleep at all. Last night I was woken up by his snoring. I can even hear him with music and my Sennheiser HD280's on. The fire alarm is a more pleasant sound than that. Should I just smack him with a pillow while he's sleeping and tell him STFU, or buy earplugs, but than I'm worried that I can't get up with the alarm.

 

[n0cmonkey]

Close my door.

 

[LuNoTiCK]

Ahh, but I live in a dormroom.

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: LuNoTiCK
Ahh, but I live in a dormroom.

sleeping pills?

 

[konakona]

request a roomate change?

 

[jagec]

let's see, what was that one prank that someone posted a while back...

Stand over his bed late at night, and run one of your fingers over his lips while he's asleep.
When he wakes up, jerk your hand back guiltily and zip up your pants.

 

[n0cmonkey]

Put a pack of breathe right strips on his pillow.

 

[Goosemaster]

YOu'd be surprised at what a sack of oranges can accomplish in the right hands

 

[gw186]

Tell him to buy some breathe right strips.

 

[Anubis]

sleep through it

 

[FleshLight]

Smother him with my pillow.

 

[jtusa]

Gym sock + bar of soap = No more snoring roommate

 

[JasonK]

Squeeze his nose shut, itll be funny to watch

 

[BespinReactorShaft]

Earplugs?

 

[fawhfe]

Originally posted by: FleshLight
Smother him with my pillow.

I recommend this course of action.

My roomate always just told me wake him up if he was snoring loudly, which is what you should do. It should hopefully buy you 5 minutes to fall asleep again.

 

[Chronoshock]

Sprinkle chili powder over his nose and mouth

 

[thermalpaste]

shove drops of chlororform in his larynx and pharynx

 

[oogabooga]

i am the snoring roommate, bawhahahahahaha..... i kinda wish i wasn't, going to go buy some breathe right strips soon, just the being slightly sick makes me a monster snorer i guess.

Is there anyway to stop snoring?

 

[jtusa]

Originally posted by: oogabooga
i am the snoring roommate, bawhahahahahaha..... i kinda wish i wasn't, going to go buy some breathe right strips soon, just the being slightly sick makes me a monster snorer i guess.

Is there anyway to stop snoring?

Yeah, die.

 

[oogabooga]

Originally posted by: jtusa4

Originally posted by: oogabooga
i am the snoring roommate, bawhahahahahaha..... i kinda wish i wasn't, going to go buy some breathe right strips soon, just the being slightly sick makes me a monster snorer i guess.

Is there anyway to stop snoring?

Yeah, die.

but if death is like "eternal slumber" wouldn't i snore forever, that hardly seems the way to solve this problem.

 

[George P Burdell]

Originally posted by: LuNoTiCK
Ahh, but I live in a dormroom.

if you're in a dormroom, you have to learn to sleep thru loud music and bright lights.

or you could make a sword

edit for typo

 

[datalink7]

I snore loudly, and I wish I didn't as I know it is annoying to other people (less of a problem now that I live on my own), but there isn't anything I can do about it. Shouldn't blame your roomate as he isn't doing it on purpose.

 

[TheLonelyPhoenix]

My first roommate used to sleep-talk. He'd scream at me and ask me wtf I was doing in his room.

Count your blessings, man.

 

[Kibbo]

Originally posted by: TheLonelyPhoenix
My first roommate used to sleep-talk. He'd scream at me and ask me wtf I was doing in his room.

Count your blessings, man.

Psychos amuse me.

 

[slpaulson]

Originally posted by: TheLonelyPhoenix
My first roommate used to sleep-talk. He'd scream at me and ask me wtf I was doing in his room.

Count your blessings, man.

That's crazy man.