How do you deal with gas at work?

[oiprocs]

Do you hold it in? Let it out? Run to the bathroom?

Gas at work is definitely irritating.

 

[SonicIce]

go to a noisy area and gently release

 

[SonnyDaze]

Rip one loose in front of difficult customers, ftw!!

 

[rasczak]

i have an office with a window. i just stick my ass out and fart.

 

[OCGuy]

Airborne feces thread.

 

[joesmoke]

sometimes i accidentally fumigate my own cubicle 🙁

 

[Casawi]

Depends what time of the day. People around I hold it, otherwise I let them rip.

 

[OCGuy]

Why does it smell like burnt latex in this thread?

 

[KLin]

Crop dust the hallway.

 

[hanoverphist]

Originally posted by: Casawi
Depends what time of the day. People around I hold it, otherwise I let them rip.

this, along with sabotage other workers in their offices. thats always a fun game too

 

[blackdogdeek]

cushioned work chairs ftw

 

[zerocool84]

Let one loose in a group of people and walk away. No one will know anything.

 

[cheezy321]

Where did your avatar go?

 

[moshquerade]

i wear a mask at work ftw

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: cheezy321
Where did your avatar go?

It couldn't stand his farts.

 

[SilentZero]

Go over to the project manager's office and let it out.

 

[dullard]

I just let it out normally. If it is going to be really bad, I go outside or to the bathroom.

Originally posted by: SilentZero
Go over to the project manager's office and let it out.

Silent but deadly by SilentZero. How suitable.

 

[anfernyDC]

eazy prob mang. ever since i work in office gotta be all polite&white as my boss says so no rippin farts an no talkin ghetto. what i do is i cup my hand over fart hole so it silence da fart, that all ya gotta do and release. no walkin necesary.

 

[PepePeru]

i wish my office had an elevator.

I'd hotbox that shit every chance.

 

[spidey07]

I save it all up for the elevator ride. It's really the highlight of my day to drop a huge stink in there after I get off and the door closes behind me.

 

[iGas]

iGas when ever it is convenience.

 

[her209]

I muffle it out with the seat cushion.

 

[Red Dawn]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
i wear a mask at work ftw

Works better than a paper bag?

 

[Regs]

I get cramps if I don't. Thankfully I don't get too many visitors at my office. They could be right next door and they'd write me an email.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Originally posted by: moshquerade
i wear a mask at work ftw

Works better than a paper bag?

haha

Red made a funny.