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How do you cut your nails?

Feb 6, 2007
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Real men don't cut their nails. They break off naturally when you run your fist through someone's ribcage.
 

sdifox

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Sep 30, 2005
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Originally posted by: darkxshade
who uses scissors to cut nails? :confused:

some people have nails that are tougher than Adamantium. Scissors give them better leverage.
 

KeithTalent

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Nov 30, 2005
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I had a miniature guillotine built to chop them off, it works like a charm.

KT
 

pyonir

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Dec 18, 2001
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scissors...because i let them grow for about 6 months...then hack them off. Sometimes i have to use a belt sander though.


:confused:
 

MotionMan

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Jan 11, 2006
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Originally posted by: darkxshade
who uses scissors to cut nails? :confused:

My parents and, when they were alive, my grandparents.

Nail clippers had to be invented. They were not here when man began to walk upright. ;)

MotionMan
 

Mrvile

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Oct 16, 2004
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I'm about half and half between biting and clipping, although I do tend to just gnaw on them more (habit). I know this kid who uses scissors to clip his nails, the first time I saw him do it I was like wtf?
 

Kelemvor

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May 23, 2002
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We used to have a little tiny scissors just for that. But I just use clippers since I can use those with either hand. Scissorses, not so much.