How do you break out of the wire choke hold?

[vshah]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: vshah

Originally posted by: Capt Caveman
Reach back with your hands and gouge his eyes out with your thumbs.

this seems to be the best chance you've got. of course, he could start biting your thumbs

I've never seen eyes with teeth. You from Kentucky?

i meant when you reach back, he could chomp down before you could find his eyes

 

[McCarthy]

Just wear one of these and you won't have to worry.

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: CrazyLazy
Start fondling the guys balls. He will get so weirded out by the situation that he will let go of you. Worked for me.

Yeah, saying "oh yeah baby I like if ROUGH!" helps too.

Chuck Norris uses this method as well when the trunk monkey in his beard is on vacation.

 

[BrokenVisage]

Not another "The Wire" thread. lol

 

[BladeVenom]

Originally posted by: McCarthy
Just wear one of these and you won't have to worry.

You could also wear a native American neck protector/necklace. You know what I'm talking about? It might be a little more fashionable.

A wide brimmed hat would make it difficult to slip a wire over someones head.