How do YOU approach a female you do not know?

[spidey07]

Hi. I don't believe we've met. I'm spidey.
<small talk>
That's great and seems very challenging. It was a pleasure to meet you and maybe I'll see you around. Let me know if I can help you in anyway.

geez, what's so hard?

 

[alphatarget1]

Women are not monsters, grow some balls and just talk to them like you would to any normal person.

 

[jimikim]

This reminds me of the movie with Brandon Fraser and Elizabeth Hurley = BeDazzled

 

[spidey07]

Originally posted by: Fmr12B
Never ever date anyone you work with.

I don't care how large your company is, your opening yourself to the unemployement line and sexual harassment suits.



Wanna meet women, go to a bar. Drunk women like to put out.


Wanna meet wifey material, go to church.

I disagree. If there is no policy against it and you don't work directly together/for each other nor ever will, go for it.

Some places discourage it, others have no problem. I dated a girl from work for 6 months and we never saw each other at work. Hell, there's plenty of folks that met, married, had kids together at work.






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[thirdlegstump]

heya.

 

[blahblah99]

F*ck me I'm wrong, but isn't your name Ivanovich?

 

[dsfunk]

from the South/Southwest

 

[jimikim]

You: Hi how are you.
Her: Hi. Blah blah blah blah (girls will talk on if you initiate)
You: That's fascinating.
Her: More blah blah blah.
You: That's fascinating.
Her: Blah blah. Wow you're' a really good listener.
You: That's fascinating. Thank you. Would you like to talk more over dinner?
Her: Blah blah blah.
You: This Friday after work OK for you?
Her: Blah blah.
You: Great, cya.

 

[Supertastic Fool]

Originally posted by: brigden
"S'up, bitch? Prom?"

That is sooo 7 months ago...

 

[jimikim]

Originally posted by: Kristi2k
How do you approach a woman you are interested at work, but do not know them? There's a couple of women at my organization (5,000+ employees) that I'm interested in meeting, but I do not know what to say since we've only seen eachother in hallways.

I'm a PC technician for the org, so I get to see a lot of people and computers.

Wait your name is Kristi? Are you male or female?

 

[naruto1988]

Originally posted by: K1052
Excuse me. Does this smell like chloroform?

:thumbsup: best method, always works.

 

[Kibbo]

Don't shiit where you eat man.

But if you insist, that works as a good line.

"Hi, are you in the habit of shiiting where you eat?"

 

[SWScorch]

I usually just go up and say "Howdy! I'm Matt, but everyone calls me george." Then she will of course introduce herself and ask why everyone calls me george. Perfect way to start a conversation.

 

[MichaelD]

Baby queen, you're my dream, I'll come clean...
Let me touch your cookies, let me eat your cookies
You're my trash dream, baby queen, wanna hear you scream

OHHHH!


Let me touch your cookies
Let me eat your cookies



Worked for me.

 

[ucdbiendog]

whip it out

 

[Capone]

Check out David Deangelo's Double Your Dating, It's an e-book that is supposed to be good.

 

[Brutuskend]

Slowly and quietly, with a rag and a bottle of ether.

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Slowly and quietly, with a rag and a bottle of ether.

:Q I prefer the Large, Hidden, Club of Manhood myself.

 

[mwtgg]

Originally posted by: MichaelD

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Slowly and quietly, with a rag and a bottle of ether.

:Q I prefer the Large, Hidden, Club of Manhood myself.

FAAAAAADUNK!

 

[CheapBastardo]

If she's mexican or spanish, say "I like to put my meat in your burrito" That works everytime.

 

[TheLonelyPhoenix]

"omghi2u"

Edit: ...or, "stick out your left hand."

 

[db]

Originally posted by: alphatarget1
Women are not monsters, grow some balls and just talk to them like you would to any normal person.

 

[mcveigh]

with a stun gun and a van

 

[StrangerGuy]

"Can I fvck you?"

 

[anxi80]

Originally posted by: K1052
Excuse me, does this [rag] smell like chloroform [to you]?

always a winner. :thumbsup:

and yes, i had to fix it. sorry.