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How do write an email . . .

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bigj3347

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I can't make it to class tomorrow because I was summoned to report for jury duty tomorrow. I need to write an email to my professor but I don't know how to start it. Dear Professor X just sounds too weird, plus i don't really like the professor anyway. To whom it may concern doesn't seem appropriate and hey of hi just seems too personal. Anybody know how to start this email? should I end wiht sincerely?
 
Professor X,

If you are hot and female, I'd like to bang you.

Just thought I'd let you know,
bigj3347
 
Professor --

Just wanted to let you know that I won't be able to make it to class tomorrow due to (fill in the blank). I'll be sure to get the notes from (whoever).

Please let me know if this is a problem. If not, I'll see you next (day of the week when the class meets next).

Thanks!

-(name)
 
Originally posted by: bigj3347
I can't make it to class tomorrow because I was summoned to report for jury duty tomorrow. I need to write an email to my professor but I don't know how to start it. Dear Professor X just sounds too weird, plus i don't really like the professor anyway. To whom it may concern doesn't seem appropriate and hey of hi just seems too personal. Anybody know how to start this email? should I end wiht sincerely?
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You loser, please don't say you're chinese.
 
How about you just don't go and don't tell anyone? You have professors that actually care if you check in?
 
Heh... you're writing to tell him you're not coming?

That's a funny idea for me at UW-Madison where there's 100 to 500 people in my lectures 🙂
 
Use "Dear" when addressing, it's just a formality and shouldn't feel strange. Hey, I'm taking a Business writing class and it's what the Prof. taught us...
 
Originally posted by: Delleet
How about you just don't go and don't tell anyone? You have professors that actually care if you check in?
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yea, its a small class, maybe 40 people in it. She takes attendance.
 
Old boy,
Read your article in Scientific American the other day. Be glad you got tenure when you did, it's obvious that you've slipped your cogs. Can't expect I'll want to read anything you publish in the future, except maybe for the amusement factor. Anyway, I figured I'd rather make a dollar a day listening to the dregs of society whining about their legal trouble than subject myself to your inane ramblings, so I'm going to be at jury duty for the next few weeks.

Good riddance. Looking forward to a far more exciting existance,
Student.
 
Professor X,

Wolverine told me to tell you that he can't make it to class tomorrow because he is stuck at an airport (something having to do with metal detectors). Since he is my only ride to school, I will not be able to make it tomorrow either.

Your mutant,
bigj3347
 
Originally posted by: ArmenK
Professor X,

Wolverine told me to tell you that he can't make it to class tomorrow because he is stuck at an airport (something having to do with metal detectors). Since he is my only ride to school, I will not be able to make it tomorrow either.

Your mutant,
bigj3347
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haha 😀
 
Originally posted by: ArmenK
Professor X,

Wolverine told me to tell you that he can't make it to class tomorrow because he is stuck at an airport (something having to do with metal detectors). Since he is my only ride to school, I will not be able to make it tomorrow either.

Your mutant,
bigj3347
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i must be delusional. This post made me laugh out loud

 
Dear Sir

I will have a leave of abscence due to jury duty on (fill in date here). Please note this matter.

Regards,
your name here
 
I almost pasted the mutant email on my email when i realized that my professor is chinese and probably won't understand it.
 
Yo wut up P.

Dis nikka here B gittin mad jiggy at da J party son so I ain't gonna B at yo crib listenin to yo azz bustin lip iight.

-foty five cent
 
Originally posted by: ArmenK
Professor X,

Wolverine told me to tell you that he can't make it to class tomorrow because he is stuck at an airport (something having to do with metal detectors). Since he is my only ride to school, I will not be able to make it tomorrow either.

Your mutant,
bigj3347
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😀😀😀
 
Originally posted by: thegimp03
Use "Dear" when addressing, it's just a formality and shouldn't feel strange. Hey, I'm taking a Business writing class and it's what the Prof. taught us...
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I quite agree. It doesn't demean you at all to use the formal term, and in a way the formality of respect for his "office" places a burden on him (or whomever) to live up to their responsibility to be civil and above personal qualms.
 
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