How do women keep their men?

[Urinal Mint]

<< while my first husband thought pulling the covers over my head and farting was a form of foreplay. >>


Not a fan of the Dutch Oven I take it?

 

[Carbo]

Fortunately for the &quot;studs&quot; in this thread, you know who you are, the one with the big mouth and the little dick. Yeah, you. If women decided to keep a man based on his sexual abilities, I dare say nary a one of you would be kept. Do you really think she is satisfied with a two pump chump? Pulleeze! You're just fortunate women think more with their hearts than with their genitals, and are willing to overlook your, ahem, shortcomings. Be kind. Buy her batteries.

 

[yasha]

Do you really need to ask?

Carbo> Are you &quot;one of the girrrls&quot; or something?

 

[Elita1]

Girlfriday--He's gonna kill me for this one...but every time he toots he looks up, and says &quot;Geese! Did you hear? they must be flying south&quot;

Kassy--ROFL!

Reminds me of a Jeff Foxworthy joke about married life: He says real foreplay is when The woman will be in her curlers and bathrobe vaccuming and the husband watching tv, and she bends over to get under the couch and hubby thinks to himself &quot;hell, I can watch 'Bonanza' anytime!&quot;

oh, the romance!

 

[kassy]

<< Not a fan of the Dutch Oven I take it? >>


In New Zealand there is a beer called Waikato, which my first husband used to drink. Once it reachs the intestines it causes huge ammounts of gas, odor wise it is reminiscent of rotten fish and cow dung on a hot day, so while a dutch oven may be considered a bonding experience for some I am not one of them.

 

[goshdarnindie]

baffled2 - it may not be at the top of your list, but when someone lets themselves go, it means their not as beautiful on the inside either. Not being pretty on the inside makes getting through your list extra hard. And yes, I take what I dish out. My problem is I'm not half as hot as she is, so I have to work extra hard to look good for her, but she loves me just for me... FOOL!

 

[Emulex]

BJ's - rule of thumb, if a man isn't sticking it in your mouth, he's probably sticking it in someone elses mouth.


Go tell your mother what you just said.
See you in a week.

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[vi edit]

<< Fortunately for the &quot;studs&quot; in this thread, you know who you are, the one with the big mouth and the little dick. Yeah, you. If women decided to keep a man based on his sexual abilities, I dare say nary a one of you would be kept. Do you really think she is satisfied with a two pump chump? Pulleeze! You're just fortunate women think more with their hearts than with their genitals, and are willing to overlook your, ahem, shortcomings. Be kind. Buy her batteries. >>



Speaking from experience I take it?

 

[Elita1]

Emulex--maybe your lover's rule of thumb, but certainly not mine!

 

[Carbo]

vi_edit, you're sounding defensive. Don't be. You just need some experience and a patient partner.

 

[goshdarnindie]

Actually Carbo, if we're going to go there, you really just need a thumb, a pointer finger, a middle finger and a set of ears. It's like a mine field, you poke around until something goes off.

 

[Urinal Mint]

I dunno carbo, you're the one running your mouth off about it... seems like &quot;the smeller's the feller&quot; in this case.

 

[vi edit]

Carbo, I'm not sure who pissed in your wheaties this morning, but you really need to pull the keyboard out of your ass.

It's not only this thread, but just about any other active thread you've participated in. You really need some more constructive ways to vent all of that negative energy.

 

[Geekbabe]

There's a difference between &quot;letting one's self go&quot; and the natural aging process. Also as one ages you generally have more people to take care of and worry about ..there's no such thing as &quot;mememe&quot; once you've got a family, do we buy that
ultra deluxe gym membership for Dad or shell out 5k to give Mom a tummy tuck to fix what nature wrought on her body via multiple pregnancies or do we pay Susie's tuition bill... guess what,lol Susie wins

Btw, if my partner really stopped taking care of himself,my 1st inclination would be not to get mad but rather to be
worried about him,is he was suffering from an illness or depression.

 

[Carbo]

No, you need to see that it's a two way street out there regarding relationships. As soon as I brought that to your attention you panicked.
Now you're resorting to the oldie but goodie, he who shouts loudest is right.

 

[Yeeny]

The question really is, why would some women want to keep their men. If I had to worry every day about how I looked, and whether my putting on a few pounds or cutting my hair drove him to leave me and go for someone else, I don't want him. I feel sorry for people who think like that though, they are the ones who almost always end up old and lonely in the end.

As for farting, I really got a kick out of this, you other ladies might to.

Thank God I didn't marry him..... :Q

 

[kassy]

GirlFriday - LMAO, thankyou.

 

[Urinal Mint]

GF:

There's a big difference in &quot;putting on a few pounds&quot; and &quot;blowing up like a hot air balloon.&quot;

Seriously, a little is cool, and expected...

 

[Electric Amish]

What is it with you guys and the hair thing??? geez!

If you find the right person, it isn't about &quot;keeping&quot;.

amish

 

[Geekbabe]

Girlfriday ,ROTFLMAO !!!!!

 

[Urinal Mint]

haha, actually, short hair is badass on a lot of women... unless it looks better long.

Seriously, whatever my girl does is cool with me... it's her life after all.

 

[vi edit]

Carbo, I don't need any help with my relationship, thank you very much.

As others have pointed out along with me, *your* posts appear to have been made more out of jealousy than anything else.

As far as me getting &quot;defensive&quot; as you call it, is it not healthy to retort when someone calls you a liar? I post no lies about my life or my relationship with my girlfriend. I have no need to.

 

[vi edit]

You have to define &quot;short&quot;. Is it short as in &quot;butch&quot; short, or short, as in back of the neck short?

visgf used to have her hair down to her shoulders, but had it chopped recently to about halfway down her neck. Wasn't sure what to think at first, but now I have grown quite fond of it

 

[hopefloats]

GirlFriday: that is hilarious!!! Ole! ROFL!!!

 

[Yeeny]

&quot;Oh man, I've got skills, I've got game.&quot; I just want to know, how they got my hubby to perform without my knowing?