how do u become an AnandTech Moderator?

[johnhacker]

not saying i want to become 1, but i saw 1 post here recently, and it made me curious. wouldn't it be cool to have the ability to lock threads or keep them on top. even yell and ban people?

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[HYD]

If they told you, they would have to kill you.

 

[Platypus]

Hmm, im guessing its internal, but your attitude about being a mod is less than positive

 

[Alienwho]

y34h d00d 1t w0u1d b3 k3w1 and l33t

 

[SuperCyrix]

By making as many
"how do u become an AnandTech Moderator?"
threads as possible

 

[mrCide]

By jumping off a cliff..

..should you survive you will be given a week to be mod..

..this is a trial only week..

..during this time you get no mod privledges except you get to walk around in your crutches reminding yourself that you're a cool moderator at anandtech forums.

..after a week you should be headed for the cliff again..

 

[johnhacker]

mrCide,


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EDIT: that was supposed to be a cliff but i f*cked up

 

[HYD]

Anyways joking aside, I'm sure it's internal also. Meaning that Anand probably has some friends of his, or maybe Zuni's friends or maybe even Zuni himself. Not so sure, though. Doubt you can just becomeone. But you never know!

 

[MrCodeDude]

Magical Fairy Dust
-- mrcodedude

 

[VoodooExtreme]

<< how do u become an AnandTech Moderator? >>

Transfer $1000 to my bankaccount, and I'll see what I can do

 

[HansHurt]

By making threads asking &quot;Are you high&quot;

 

[Pyro]

Go to the blue fairy and ask her to make you a mod (see AI)

 

[JohnnyKnoxville]

<< how do u become an AnandTech Moderator? >>




Get on your knees and beg

 

[Hamburgerpimp]

By making threads asking &quot;Are you high&quot;

I'm not a Mod.

 

[JediKnut]

Wake up at 4 A.M. (if you sleep at 4 A.M. wake up at 5 a.m.) &amp; pray to ME!

 

[Paulson]

You don't become one. Chances are you'll never become one either.

 

[raven82]

you have to get on tv with a big poster with anandtech.com

 

[HawkeyeNJ]

johnhacker pssssssssstttt com' here. Meet me @ Elm and Main @ 8:00pm with a &quot; C &quot; note. And your next log in will beAnandTech Moderator BTW for 2 &quot; C&quot; notes you can keep the snowman's head. The icon would be only 50; but Zuni does a daily search of my name. To be sure he gets his cut.


mums the word
HawkeyeNJ

 

[Pliablemoose]

Detailing Anand's car would be a start

 

[StormRider]

I'd always assumed there was some sort of exchange of sexual favors involved....

 

[SuperCyrix]

what kind of sexual favors?

 

[IJump]

The power of the mod is not something to be taken lightly, it has destroyed before, and it will destroy again. Those who assume the power must be strong, very strong.

 

[GoldenBear]

You must either be the son of an Anandtech Moderator, or you must save the life of an Anandtech Moderator.

 

[lesch2k]

almost off topic - how many mods are there

 

[GoldenBear]

<< almost off topic - how many mods are there >>

One for each member.