They take the brain out 1% at a time.
In Democrats, after 1% is removed, the ability to comprehend all right wing ideology is completely lost. Thereafter, as each percent is removed comprehension is lost starting at the far right of the political spectrum and moving leftward. Upon removal of more than 10% of the brain, the Democrat dies.
In Republicans, full functionality is maintain after the entire brain is removed which has caused leading researchers to conclude that brains are atavistic organs for Republicans, which is entirely consistent with the philosophical underpinnings of the sub-species.
In right wing Christians, removal of the brain and heart cause NO observable dysfunction, leading researchers to conclude that it is not necessary to have a heart or brain if you are of the right wing Christian sub-species.
In Libertarians, removal of all organs of the sub-species results in no observable loss of function. Again, this is consistent with observation.
But then, I'm sure this is elementary biology for most of you.
