how do they do it?

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How do they put cars into show rooms, for example in hollywood on the strip there is a place that had maybe a couple nice BMWs, but all the doors were normal size, mirrors on the wall, seemed in-possible. Unless the break down walls everytime a car comes in or a trap door? :confused:
 

BillGates

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It may be a magic elevator that comes out of the floor.

However, I'm betting (for real) that the "walls" swing or slide open to allow access from the back. Go look behind the store next time and see if there are garage doors on the back of the building.
 

BillGates

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Maybe their helper monkeys assemble the cars from scratch on the showroom floor overnight.
 

BornStar

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The one's I've seen they either have really big doors or walls that move. If you look carfully in areas around the doors you should be able to see where the opening is.
 

spp

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i c that you have too much time on your hand to think about questions like this...
 

kherman

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I just asked Cartman. He says the underwear knomes stick the BMWs up his ass and he walks into the showroom where he pukes them up.
 

Mutilator

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They hire former car thieves to come and strip the car down and then reassemble it inside. Takes less than 2 minutes to strip it down... and then the rest of the day to figure out where each part went. ;)
 

propellerhead

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They bring in just pieces of the car. The rest of what you see are done with mirrors so it looks like a full car.
 

stev0

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Originally posted by: SaintGRW
Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Your all wrong.

It's telaporters!!!

agreed

so ahh, in theory, if they didn't move a car from the telaporter when moving it into the showroom, and they sent another one through, would the first car be telefragged? ;)

they are probably false walls in the back of the showroom, where the gaps in the mirrors are, and the walls would swing open allowing room for a car to be driven in and out... that is the way the benz dealer here in town does it anyway.
 

RaySun2Be

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They use a highly classified raygun like in "Honey I shrunk the kids" to reduce the cars to 1/6th the size, push them in, then use the raygun to reverse the process. Voila!

Although how they got the highly classified raygun in the first place is another story......


Some dealerships who can't get ahold of the raygun use a similar technique as those who build the sailing ships in the bottles.

And others use dehydration. The demo cars are dehydrated, similar to dried fruits, reducing their weight and size. Once inside, you simply add water to reconstitute the cars.

Or they simply use a oversize door that's not readily obvious, and just drive them through.

:D

 

Doggiedog

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You guys are thinking much too hard.

They just drive the car through the windows or walls and they just patch them up again.
 

BennyD

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no no no, you are all wrong.

they just jack up one side of the building about 10 feet then slide the car underneath.

OR

melt the car, carry it through the doors in buckets then pour it into a car shaped mould, leave it overnight and voilá

OR

it's one of those quickdraw cars, it comes in alittle bag and they just throw it into the middle of the showroom and "poof" it expands and theres ya car.