How do southerners live without snow?

[monzi]

How do southerners live without snow?


They make their own snow, cause they have a plethora of hot women prancing around in barely nothing. Not including the very very hot/sexy accents that makes a guy go wild. Who needs snow--when us men can just make our own--and women can enjoy it too.



-Monzi

 

[Ryan]

Originally posted by: monzi
How do southerners live without snow?


They make their own snow, cause they have a plethora of hot women prancing around in barely nothing. Not including the very very hot/sexy accents that makes a guy go wild. Who needs snow--when us men can just make our own--and women can enjoy it too.



-Monzi

:shocked:

 

[NutBucket]

Originally posted by: rbloedow
By wearing flip flops and shorts in December 😉

I concur. I wore shorts, t shirt and birkenstocks on Saturday to wash my car.

 

[PricklyPete]

I live in the "south" (SC), but I still get a nice change in the seasons. This morning it was 19 degrees outside when I headed to work.

I would hate to live in FL though.

 

[Phoenix86]

Originally posted by: JustAnAverageGuy
Haven't you ever been south when it DID snow?

They can't drive in that stuff for anything. :Q

That's because it's not snow, when it does fall. It's sleet. If it does snow, that melts during the day and re-freezes at night making the roads a wonderful ice patch. Last year we had a 1/4 inch of precipitation and it paralyzed the area for a couple of days. Even the people from the northern states couldn't/wouldn't drive.

Snow != ice.

There days were it drops below freezing are uncommon as it is, a whole day (or more) below freezing+precip. is rare in the south in genenral.

 

[Ausm]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Snow is vastly over rated

Try snowmobiling without it 😉

Ausm

 

[Ryan]

Originally posted by: PricklyPete
I live in the "south" (SC), but I still get a nice change in the seasons. This morning it was 19 degrees outside when I headed to work.

I would hate to live in FL though.

Let me seee......snow....or the beach in December......snow.....or the beach in December.....................BEACH. 😉

 

[Ausm]

I get a kick out of people down south who can't handle driving on an inch of snow 😉 Hell where I live snowfall has to be greater then 8 inches to call of school and the never close where I work. I just take the snowmobile in if we get hit with a blizzard.

Ausm

 

[Excelsior]

We don't..we just get it rarely.

 

[PanzerIV]

Originally posted by: CVSiN

Originally posted by: Siva
Its not winter till the white stuff falls... Don't you guys in the South ever want a change?

HELL NO keep your freakign snow and your cold weather and shove it where the sun dont shine..
oh wait... thats the North...

well keep it anyway!

I live in the south becasue of the weather no other reason..
If i could afford to move to the tropics full time and have a job I damn sure would
Ill enjoy my 70 degree Chritsmas Day and go to the beach on my Motorcycle thanks..

Another tropics lover here.

I grew up in the North until the age of 13 so I've seen my share of snow and dreadful temperatures. I don't miss snow at all. In fact I can't wait to move back to FL where I can once again wear shorts in December and January. I can only do that once in awhile here in MS. Winter is pretty mild here but not nearly as mild as FL.

 

[NutBucket]

Originally posted by: Ausm

Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Snow is vastly over rated

Try snowmobiling without it 😉

Ausm

See that sounds like a TON of fun. Too bad even if did snow in LA I couldn't use one for my 90 mile commute to/from school.

 

[Phoenix86]

Originally posted by: Ausm

Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Snow is vastly over rated

Try snowmobiling without it 😉

Ausm

You don't need snow to run a snowmobile. 😀

http://www.itv.se/~ohm/snowopen.htm

There is a new type of racing with snowmobiles and open water, like jetskies. The link about doesn't talk about that, but I have seen it on ESPN or some other sports cable channel.

 

[CaptnKirk]

Originally posted by: hdeck
south != no snow unless you're in florida.

Plenty of snow in Miami, just not very cold though.

 

[cavemanmoron]

Originally posted by: JustAnAverageGuy
Haven't you ever been south when it DID snow?

They can't drive in that stuff for anything. :Q

Indeed!

I lived in Midland TX for 2 years,

I worked at 7-11 and it snowed,I drove to work,and was ontime,the lady who was at work was going;
OMG how am I gonna get home!

She lived 3 blocks away,from that 7-11;I lived like 4 miles away.

I said to her,whats the big deal, I don't even have snow tires on my car,just summer tires.

Waah, sometimes it snows even in the South. 😉

 

[trek]

Originally posted by: Freejack2

Originally posted by: Skoorb
How do northerners live in snow-induced crashes? oh, they don't!

You're originally from Canada, why do you even ask this? 😛

I live in the middle of BC and I can still see the grass 🙁

 

[KMurphy]

It's not the snow that affects southerners' driving. It's the 35 degree day that melts the snow and 25 degree night that freezes the slush (or sleet) into ice. Unless you have snow tires or chains; nobody can drive in that crap. The only people that have snow tires in the south are carpetbaggers who brought them from their previous home.

 

[Treyshadow]

Houston = No snow 🙂


I like to visit snow, but not a daily thing. What do southerners do with no snow?

We barbeque outside in the sun, wearing shorts like yesterday when it was 73 degrees.

In Austin we got snow last year for 1 day. It melted before noon so we got just enough to tide us over the next 5 years.

Thanks for the snow our northern brethren!