how do i wear boutonniere?

shiner

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Originally posted by: Wheatmaster
she got me a boutonniere, what do i have to get her?
If you have to ask.......then you need to get her......


A real man that can give her the cock she craves.

 

amdguy

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cyanide
carcinogens (for breast cancer)
to end her sorry life in the earth and join the manes of unmarked dead
 

blackdogdeek

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Originally posted by: shinerburke
Originally posted by: Wheatmaster
she got me a boutonniere, what do i have to get her?
If you have to ask.......then you need to get her......


A real man that can give her the cock she craves.

lol!

to the OP, get a corsage that matches her dress. it should ideally go on her wrist. remember to pick it up the day of the dance and keep it refregerated until you have to leave.
 

MichaelD

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A 60-second, 3-part .mpeg clip on "Drunken College Whores.com"

Make sure you've got The Golden Three covered: Oral Sex, Vaginal Sex, Moneyshot.

You'll both be famous for a few minutes at least.
 

Crazymofo

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A boot to the ass! Get rid of her while you still can and dear god please do not take MikeD's advice you'll just end up paying child support like him!
 

Sentinel

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get her a damn corsage, or however you spell it and make sure you get a color that AT least matches her dress if not both of yours. Didnt you ask your mom? lol

then get a condom and put it in your wallet for later and make sure you book the hotel room for the party later on.

have a good fvcking night.
 

MichaelD

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Originally posted by: Crazymofo
A boot to the ass! Get rid of her while you still can and dear god please do not take MikeD's advice you'll just end up paying child support like him!

Hey, I screwed up 1 out of about...25 or so. Not bad odds, IMO.