How do I say "Cocaine and 2 hookers please" in Spanish

[Shockwave]

Just gettin ready for my vacation.
thanks

 

[Afro000Dude]

FreeTranslation

 

[anno]

according to babelfish, that'd be cocaína y dos putas, por favor

 

[FleshLight]

cocaína y dos prostitutas por favor.

 

[Shockwave]

Excellent! This should be a good vacation

 

[MournSanity]

Lol, I'm gonna say this to my spanish teacher tomorrow.

 

[nickdakick]

cocaína y dos putas por favor ! :laugh:

Enjoy 😉

 

[andylawcc]

just two?

 

[Shockwave]

Originally posted by: andylawcc
just two?

One for me, one for the wife

 

[Iron Woode]

Originally posted by: Shockwave

Originally posted by: andylawcc
just two?

One for me, one for the wife

:Q

 

[Freejack2]

Cute, 8/10 parody thread. 😛

 

[andylawcc]

Originally posted by: Shockwave

Originally posted by: andylawcc
just two?

One for me, one for the wife

just remember not to mix and match.... you know... judgement tends to be blurry when under influence...

 

[SmoochyTX]

9/10

 

[her209]

If that doesn't work, say this: Mi pene es muy gigante.

 

[azncoffeeboi]

isnt it pito?

Mi pito soy muy gigante.

 

[Skyclad1uhm1]

Or you can say:

Cocaína y dos hijas de Bush por favor!


😀

 

[styrafoam]

Perdon, donde es la putaria?

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: styrafoam
Perdon, donde es la putaria?

LOL

 

[Chebago]

Originally posted by: anno
according to babelfish, that'd be cocaína y dos putas, por favor

in argentina "puta" means something similar yet different.

I would phrase it more like:

me gustaria cocaina y tambien dos postitutas, gracias.

just to be polite.

 

[isasir]

cocaína y dos computas por favor

 

[Shockwave]

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX
9/10

YAY!
:beer:
😀

 

[jjones]

Quiero cocaina y dos putas, por favor.