How do I get women like you guys do?

[WinkOsmosis]

I keep seeing these threads posted by guys who have girls sitting by them, making eye contact, and smiling. How can I emulate your success? Please help me.

 

[ElFenix]

no good can come of this...

 

[Evadman]

*looks around*

what is this "woman" thing I keep hearing about?

 

[WinkOsmosis]

🙁

 

[BCYL]

PLEASE tell me you are joking....

 

[HappyPuppy]

Nobody here gets any women. They are all lieing. They all f@p to porn into the wee hours of the night. If anyone here actually had a girlfriend do you think they would be wasting their time on these forums?

Me<-------------doesn't have a girlfriend. Been married 30 years and proud of it!

 

[Deeko]

lol I hope your joking and don't consider that success with women...

 

[SWirth86]

Originally posted by: Jellomancer
I keep seeing these threads posted by guys who have girls sitting by them, making eye contact, and smiling. How can I emulate your success? Please help me.

Stop using the word 'emulate'...

 

[Tallgeese]

I make my women out of old grocery sacks and twine...

it's a lost art.

 

[Cyberian]

PM BoberFett, he is really good at these questions.

 

[mithrandir2001]

They're blowup dolls. They look very realistic nowadays.

 

[WinkOsmosis]

I forgot to mention the horrible fact that girls only talk to me, make me touch their no no areas, and offer to do dirty things! All I want is some eye contact and for them to sit by me for lunch!!

 

[mithrandir2001]

Originally posted by: Jellomancer
I forgot to mention the horrible fact that girls only talk to me, touch me, and offer to do dirty things! All I want is some eye contact and for them to sit by me for lunch!!

Get a Jack Russell.

 

[tweakmm]

Originally posted by: Jellomancer
I forgot to mention the horrible fact that girls only talk to me, make me touch their no no areas, and offer to do dirty things! All I want is some eye contact and for them to sit by me for lunch!!

sh!t man, you have the same problem?

 

[FrustratedUser]

Originally posted by: Jellomancer
I forgot to mention the horrible fact that girls only talk to me, make me touch their no no areas, and offer to do dirty things! All I want is some eye contact and for them to sit by me for lunch!!

There is nothing wrong with having luch after the dirty things. Many people combine dirty things with smoking and I am known to have tried that combo and I can recommend it.

 

[dirtboy]

Guys here don't get women, that's why we're here. Besides, one or two people out of how many members? That should speak volumes.

 

[minendo]

I provided advice in another thread, but it was unacceptable here at AT.:Q

 

[Tallgeese]

Originally posted by: Jellomancer
I forgot to mention the horrible fact that girls only talk to me, make me touch their no no areas, and offer to do dirty things!

How many times are we gonna have to remind you...
YOUR SISTER DOESN'T COUNT!!

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: TallGeese

Originally posted by: Jellomancer
I forgot to mention the horrible fact that girls only talk to me, make me touch their no no areas, and offer to do dirty things!

How many times are we gonna have to remind you...
YOUR SISTER DOESN'T COUNT!!

or cousin

 

[zzzz]

Originally posted by: ElFenix

Originally posted by: TallGeese

Originally posted by: Jellomancer
I forgot to mention the horrible fact that girls only talk to me, make me touch their no no areas, and offer to do dirty things!

How many times are we gonna have to remind you...
YOUR SISTER DOESN'T COUNT!!

or cousin

unless your name is luvya

 

[Red Dawn]

Try showering

 

[blahblah99]

1) Don't ask for advice on the internet. Ask for advice face-to-face. Learn how to socialize and recognize how people react to the way you speak and your body language
2) Get off the damn computer!
3) Look good and smell good.
4) Smile. Not just when you see a girl, but all the time. No one wants to talk to someone who has a frown on their face.

 

[cressida]

Jellomancer: hey, I'll be helpful for once.

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[MercenaryForHire]

I don't know which thread is sadder - this one or the "OMG a girl sat by me" one.

<Triumph> Here's a spoiler ... You will die alone! </Triumph>

- M4H

 

[MainFramed]

*pulls out that 1st grade picture of himself*



*sighs*

"if only you had a 1st grade picture like me, women would crave you 😛