How do I get out of jury duty?

[Spikesoldier]

Tell the judge that you are incontinent and can't afford diapers.

and tell him you just ate indian food

 

[basslover1]

Until they get half a brain and send notifications via certified mail, I never got it thus I don't show up.


I was summoned twice, the last time about four years ago and skipped both of them haven't heard on seen anything since.