How do i get my mom to find something in my room back home, without finding my...

[aphex]

Condoms and Lube

I REALLY wish i was kidding right now, but im not. I kinda left em down there during spring break. Now i really need something out of my room, but dont wanna tell her to go in there to look for it, cause i KNOW she'll find it.

Doh!

 

[fatbaby]

tell her to gouge out her eyeballs and take 10 paces Northeast, 5 paces west...etc

 

[aphex]

Originally posted by: fatbaby
tell her to gouge out her eyeballs and take 10 paces Northeast, 5 paces west...etc

well i dont know where the thing i need is, unfortunately.

 

[RettaGuy]

have a friend get it for you....just have him say he is picking something up of his he left there

 

[Kevin]

Ask your dad?

 

[Doodoo]

Whas the big deal about her finding your condoms?? My parents are always like...u better be using condoms...dont be bringing home no baby.

 

[rudeguy]

she already knows about them...if she doesnt think that you have sex then she prolly thinks my mom thinks I'm gay

 

[conjur]

Originally posted by: rudeguy5757
she already knows about them...if she doesnt think that you have sex then she prolly thinks my mom thinks I'm gay

And, even more so, should condoms be used then! :Q

 

[rudeguy]

i think if i were him i would be more worried about her finding the midget under my bed

 

[T2T III]

Just have her look for the item you need. If she find the condoms & lube, so be it. If she wants to take up and issue about it, she'll confront you with it. Otherwise, she'll just be happy that you're protecting yourself. If she confronts you on the issue, just tell that you're an adult and she should trust that you're making the right decisions.

 

[brigden]

You'll be OK, as long as she doen't think the condoms and lube are for male to male fun.

 

[spanky]

what's so horrible about ur mom finding ur rubbers? as long as they are not used :Q

 

[Shaftatplanetquake]

Originally posted by: brigden
male to male fun.

ughhhhhh *shudders*