How do I get dried bird poo off my car?

[Squisher]

Put a hot wet/soapy towel on it. Let stand for while to soften it. Get one of those cheap plastic putty knives to scrape it off.

 

[toant103]

lick it off

 

[TechnoKid]

Originally posted by: Dacalo

Originally posted by: SampSon
Sell the car.

The best advice here.

yup. also, if the battery goes dead, sell the car. need new tires? get a new car. ashtray full? get a new car. outta blinker fluid? get a new car. muffler bearings? Spoiler fluid low? get a new car.