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How do I get dried bird poo off my car?

wtf is so hard. You wash it off. Its not like when it hardens, it bonds on the molecular level with the paint.

Jesus christ.
 
Please don't tell me you expected a product that specifically removes bird droppings from car bodies.
 
Originally posted by: Kelvrick
wtf is so hard. You wash it off. Its not like when it hardens, it bonds on the molecular level with the paint.

Jesus christ.
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It has harden (hence the dried portion of my query)
 
Originally posted by: Heisenberg
Originally posted by: gar598
It won't come off, I have tried the washing option.
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Did you actually scrub it with a bug sponge or just spray it with the hose at the carwash?
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scrub, yes. I have tried picking it, but that seems to leave a marking.
 
Originally posted by: gar598
Originally posted by: Heisenberg
Originally posted by: gar598
It won't come off, I have tried the washing option.
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Did you actually scrub it with a bug sponge or just spray it with the hose at the carwash?
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scrub, yes. I have tried picking it, but that seems to leave a marking.
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Hmm...it may be that it's burned into the paint. In that case, there's really not a whole lot you can do. Maybe try some polishing compound using light pressure.
 
Originally posted by: gar598
Originally posted by: Heisenberg
Originally posted by: gar598
It won't come off, I have tried the washing option.
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Did you actually scrub it with a bug sponge or just spray it with the hose at the carwash?
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scrub, yes. I have tried picking it, but that seems to leave a marking.
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If it?s that bad, you have to find the bird that crapped in your hood and decapitate it using your magic wand. Then the spell will wear off and the poo will turn to dust.
 
weird, I have gotten sh!t off my car every single time just simply washing the car.
how long that crap been on there for? a month?
 
I hear brake fluid works wonders...









I am just kidding more than the bird poo will come off. How long has it been since you last wash the car that you are getting a discoloration in the paint from bird poo.

 
Pick it off with an old credit card. Polish with Meguiar's Cleaner Wax (or similar product). Should blend right back in with no problem.
 
Originally posted by: Dacalo
Originally posted by: SampSon
Sell the car.
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The best advice here.
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Mostly because someone who can't get bird poo off a car doesn't deserve to have one.


You could take it to a handwash car wash, take it through, and when it comes out, if you see it tell them there is still bird poo on your car... and have them wash it until it comes off. But that would make you an ass.
 
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