how do i get a two-dollar bill?

[tk149]

I work at a bank. We keep a couple hundred $2 bills in the vault. I don't know what other banks' policies are, but at my bank you can get 1, 2,... or a pack of 100. No minimum, and no limit (if you give us a few days to order some from the Federal Reserve).

We don't even charge you extra for them!

But I'd be willing to sell them at a $0.50 markup!

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: zippy
There are $4 bills?

that story was incredibly stupid with $4 bills instead of $2.

 

[SherEPunjab]

Originally posted by: ElFenix

heheheh a friend of mine paid for lunch in high school with them. of course they don't have a drawer for $2 bills so she kept throwing it under the drawer. the other thing he used with silver dollars, which they always thought were quarters.

Was it hard for you two to undo the atomic wedgies they gave you?

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: SherEPunjab

Originally posted by: ElFenix

heheheh a friend of mine paid for lunch in high school with them. of course they don't have a drawer for $2 bills so she kept throwing it under the drawer. the other thing he used with silver dollars, which they always thought were quarters.

Was it hard for you two to undo the atomic wedgies they gave you?

is it hard for you to stop being an ass?

 

[Atlantean]

I have some... anyone else have one of the bluish colored ones?

 

[FelixDeCat]

I have a couple.