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amnesiac

Lifer
Oct 13, 1999
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Originally posted by: FelixDeKat
$9.50 an hour? WTF? An 'engineer' making $9.50 an hour? lol

He's taken like 3 courses at a local community college and had a 2 month internship with boeing. Apparently that's enough to make him an engineer in his eyes.
rolleye.gif
 

amnesiac

Lifer
Oct 13, 1999
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HE CAN COLLECT UNEMPLOYMENT IF WE FIRE HIM. FROM CALIFORNIA EMPLOYMENT CODE:

Unemployment compensation provides benefits to employees who are laid off, fired, or forced to leave their jobs. Most employees are covered by unemployment insurance, a program administered by the state and funded by employer contributions.

Only exception would be fired for "misconduct' and AFAIK stupidity != misconduct!
 

gotsmack

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how does Mr. Community College get an internship with Boeing? Anw what kind of internship hires for 2 months. The shortest internship I've been on was for 10 weeks. But the one I had after that let me stay on for as long as I liked.
 

Ylen13

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Sep 18, 2001
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Originally posted by: amnesiac 2.0
Ok, you asked for it.

RANTS:
- Can not type even a simple memo correctly. Ex: Typed a business letter using horrible formatting, unprofessional tone ("Hey, how are you today? I hope this letter finds you in the best of moods!") and typed in ALL CAPS. Signed, *his name*!! Letters from us to clients should NEVER be "from" the secretary. :|

- Can't follow simple instructions to forward / unforward phone service. On line 1: 72*## followed by the number, xxx-xxxx. He gets it wrong every time.

- Can't understand anyone on the phone. Has to ask for names at least 5-10 times FOR EACH CALL. I sit there and listen to him ask that EVERYONE spell their name out letter by letter even if they're one of our contacts who calls several times a day.

- No concept of tact. He keeps striking up conversations with me when one of us is on the phone or in the middle of something.

- Answers phone unprofessionally. Uses way too casual of a tone with important clients. Can't remember names or proper etiquette.

- Makes catastrophic errors. Like mailing Client #1's letter to Client #2 and vice versa. He does this at least 3 times a week.

- Makes mistakes or forgets tasks then denies that they ever existed.

ETC.


oh my god.He still works are your company.The least i would do it cut his pay to what the state minum wage per hour. Also talk to attorney and fire him.If that went one at our company they would be gone waster then could open their mouth.
 

FelixDeCat

Lifer
Aug 4, 2000
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Originally posted by: amnesiac 2.0
Ok, you asked for it.

RANTS:
- Can not type even a simple memo correctly. Ex: Typed a business letter using horrible formatting, unprofessional tone ("Hey, how are you today? I hope this letter finds you in the best of moods!") and typed in ALL CAPS. Signed, *his name*!! Letters from us to clients should NEVER be "from" the secretary. :|

- Can't follow simple instructions to forward / unforward phone service. On line 1: 72*## followed by the number, xxx-xxxx. He gets it wrong every time.

- Can't understand anyone on the phone. Has to ask for names at least 5-10 times FOR EACH CALL. I sit there and listen to him ask that EVERYONE spell their name out letter by letter even if they're one of our contacts who calls several times a day.

- No concept of tact. He keeps striking up conversations with me when one of us is on the phone or in the middle of something.

- Answers phone unprofessionally. Uses way too casual of a tone with important clients. Can't remember names or proper etiquette.

- Makes catastrophic errors. Like mailing Client #1's letter to Client #2 and vice versa. He does this at least 3 times a week.

- Makes mistakes or forgets tasks then denies that they ever existed.

ETC.

TO: amenisiac2.0

FROM: FelixDeKat

RE: Chill out, dude

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Hey! How are you today? I hope this memo finds you in the best of moods....


 

JEDI

Lifer
Sep 25, 2001
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Originally posted by: amnesiac 2.0
Originally posted by: huey1124
Originally posted by: amnesiac 2.0
Originally posted by: huey1124
how much are you paying him?

$9.50 an hour. Waaaaaaaay too much given what his job duties are, IMO.

it may be possible that he thinks he's being underpaid. i'm not saying he is, but that's not much money in California.

and i thought you could only collect unemployment if you're laid off? i don't think he can collect it if you fire him.

$9.50 is NOT "underpaid" for a menial office job.
And fired == laid off.
And he honestly doesn't have the mental capacity to understand simple job functions. Really. Don't make me list examples.

you can fire someone for gross incompetence and not pay unemployment. from what you say, it looks like he fits the bill to a perfect T
 

T2T III

Lifer
Oct 9, 1999
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Originally posted by: bmacd
Unless you're above him (which it doesn't sound like you are, otherwise you'd have taken corrective action already), console him first, treat it as a warning/formal write up. If he continues, then let them seek proper disciplinary action.

-=bmacd=-
That's right. You need to put together a good history of his mess-ups and have it in writing. You don't want the guy to leave your office, then find a lawyer. Document, document, document and the fire, fire, fire.
 

Yossarian

Lifer
Dec 26, 2000
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Are you sure that your company actually pays for his unemployment? I thought the company just paid every month, like insurance. His pay would not come directly from your company.

In any case, he needs to be fired immediately. I'm sure the damage he's doing to your company outweighs $9.50 an hour.

I didn't see if you wrote what state you're in, but in most states employment is "at will" so you don't even need to document (or give him a reason) why you're canning him.
 

Kev

Lifer
Dec 17, 2001
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HEY! HOW ARE YOU TODAY.

I HOPE THIS POST FINDS YOU IN THE BEST OF MOODS.

I AM SORRY THAT YOU ARE ANGRY W/ME.

PLS DO NOT FIRE ME.

I NEED THIS JOB.

SINCERELY,
*KEVIN*!!
 

Zebo

Elite Member
Jul 29, 2001
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Originally posted by: maladroit
HEY! HOW ARE YOU TODAY.

I HOPE THIS POST FINDS YOU IN THE BEST OF MOODS.

I AM SORRY THAT YOU ARE ANGRY W/ME.

PLS DO NOT FIRE ME.

I NEED THIS JOB.

SINCERELY,
*KEVIN*!!

LOL:D

 

EXman

Lifer
Jul 12, 2001
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and i thought you could only collect unemployment if you're laid off? i don't think he can collect it if you fire him

He is right only fired for "cause" will they not have to pay unemployment.

But do you want this person not to get unemployment that's cheap and if you do fire him for "Cause" that is not reasonable He'll get a lawyer himself. Just fire him pay the unemployment and be done with it. just cause he is a goober doesn't mean you should be able to take his right to unemployment away. that is petty, immoral and just wrong. Just fire him.

Just tell him "we are not happy with your job performance we are letting you go."

<---- Can you tell I was Laid off? <fired> if it wasn't for unemployment I wouldn't want to even think about it <shudders> Yes I have a Job now :)
 

Evadman

Administrator Emeritus<br>Elite Member
Feb 18, 2001
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Try firing a friend like I did. not quite as easy.

Just tell him that he is gone because he is too stupid to file stuff in alphabetical order. Pfft! gone.
 

Perknose

Forum Director & Omnipotent Overlord
Forum Director
Oct 9, 1999
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The way I see it, amnesiac 2.0, you have three main avenues of redress:

1.) Punk out. Give the shlub his government handout in which, unfortunately, you particiapate (umemplyment) . . . and move on, because even the terminally stupid are often shrwed enough to hang on for the hand out.

2.) Make his life at work a living hell, while retaining a high priced yet effective lawyer.

3.} Promote him (cf. The Peter Principle). :D
 

Lady In Red

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Mar 15, 2000
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Firing a person isn't all that hard. First of all everything that he/she does wrong - DOCUMENT it - that way when you let them go and he/she wants a rebuttal you have everything on black and white.

I reprimand/write up my employee's for major things. It's like playing baseball - 3 strikes and you're out. No questions ask.

Most of the time if you fire an employee and they want to get employment there has to be a trial and if the employer doesn't show up then the person will get it. If you show up and take the documentation of things he/she has done wrong most likely they will get zero.

I live in NC and we still have the old law that says an employer doesn't have to give a reason why they let anyone go. Of course some has taken it higher but very few has won.

It really depends on your area and what your state laws states.
 

WalMart1564

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Jan 22, 2003
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Originally posted by: Lady In Red
Firing a person isn't all that hard. First of all everything that he/she does wrong - DOCUMENT it - that way when you let them go and he/she wants a rebuttal you have everything on black and white.

I reprimand/write up my employee's for major things. It's like playing baseball - 3 strikes and you're out. No questions ask.

Most of the time if you fire an employee and they want to get employment there has to be a trial and if the employer doesn't show up then the person will get it. If you show up and take the documentation of things he/she has done wrong most likely they will get zero.

I live in NC and we still have the old law that says an employer doesn't have to give a reason why they let anyone go. Of course some has taken it higher but very few has won.

It really depends on your area and what your state laws states.


this person is 100% correct and if you go about it this way they somtimes quit after being reprimanded a few times
 

Chaotic42

Lifer
Jun 15, 2001
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Hire someone new to work his position. Cut him down to 1 hour per week, have the other person work the other 39. He'll quit. They did this where I used to work all of the time.
 

BlamoHammer

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Sep 21, 2002
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Sit him down and discuss his performance. Tell him what your expectations are and how to this point in time he is not meeting them. Talk about how you can help him reach your expectation over the next 30 days and any disciplinary measures you will have to take if they are not met. He'll either quit or get better or stay the same. If he does not improve then when you sit him down to fire him give him the option to resign and tell him you'd be happy to give him any recommendation he may need. Given the choice between that and being terminated most will choose the former.
 

SuperTool

Lifer
Jan 25, 2000
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Did you ask this worker if he knew how to write business letters and use your phone system when you hired him? Was it on his Resume? If yes, than clearly you can fire him because of false resume. If not, then don't automatically expect him to know it, it's your job to train him.
Have you talked to him about your complaints and rants, or do you expect him to read your mind?
Anyways if he misrepresented his skills, or is not living up to the tasks that you explicitly outlined in the job description, then fire him.
If not, then you should have done your due dilligence when hiring him, and you are SOL.
 

Kenji4861

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Jan 28, 2001
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Is english his second language? Is.. he too old? That sounds pretty bad. First I was thinking... "oh man.. I'm working full time starting this June.. I hope I don't have to be that guy...".. but reading the rants... that's pretty damn bad.
 

BlamoHammer

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Sep 21, 2002
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Originally posted by: amnesiac 2.0
Originally posted by: huey1124
Originally posted by: amnesiac 2.0
Originally posted by: huey1124
how much are you paying him?

$9.50 an hour. Waaaaaaaay too much given what his job duties are, IMO.

it may be possible that he thinks he's being underpaid. i'm not saying he is, but that's not much money in California.

and i thought you could only collect unemployment if you're laid off? i don't think he can collect it if you fire him.

$9.50 is NOT "underpaid" for a menial office job.
And fired == laid off.
And he honestly doesn't have the mental capacity to understand simple job functions. Really. Don't make me list examples.

People at Quizno's make upwards of $9.00 an hour. I would say that unless he is there to kill cockroaches he is probably underpaid for his position. Now of course his talent is at question so perhaps if you were to hire someone for other than "a menial office job" you'll get more desirable candidates.
 

KK

Lifer
Jan 2, 2001
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Why not drop his pay down to minimium wage? That would piss him off and force him to look elsewhere.

KK