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How do I fight this ticket the mean ole camera is gonna send me?

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DurocShark

Lifer
I was only doing 140mph through a school zone, ran 3 red lights, and plowed through a crowd on the sidewalk. The camera at one of those lights got a photo of me and I'm searching frantically for a way to fight the ticket! What can I do? There's gotta be a way to beat this thing! After all, I'm admitting I did it... Isn't that enough?

And don't tell me that I shouldn't have been driving like that. Sheesh. I just want help fighting this tick....

Hang on, someone's knocking on the door...

"Yes officer?"

>scuffle< Mffghphb >scuffle< >jingle-click-click-click<

Hello, this is Highway Patrolman Smith. The person posting this message is going to jail. Bye now.







(Ahem)
 
Where is the non-parody thread at?

2/10


edit: right in front of my damned face, and I have 20/10 vision.
 
Originally posted by: DurocShark
I was only doing 140mph through a school zone, ran 3 red lights, and plowed through a crowd on the sidewalk. The camera at one of those lights got a photo of me and I'm searching frantically for a way to fight the ticket! What can I do? There's gotta be a way to beat this thing! After all, I'm admitting I did it... Isn't that enough?

And don't tell me that I shouldn't have been driving like that. Sheesh. I just want help fighting this tick....

Hang on, someone's knocking on the door...

"Yes officer?"

>scuffle< Mffghphb >scuffle< >jingle-click-click-click<

Hello, this is Highway Patrolman Smith. The person posting this message is going to jail. Bye now.







(Ahem)
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That's your problem. If you'd have plowed through a Farmer's Market, you'd be just fine.
:evil:
 
Originally posted by: 95SS
Originally posted by: DurocShark
I was only doing 140mph through a school zone, ran 3 red lights, and plowed through a crowd on the sidewalk. The camera at one of those lights got a photo of me and I'm searching frantically for a way to fight the ticket! What can I do? There's gotta be a way to beat this thing! After all, I'm admitting I did it... Isn't that enough?

And don't tell me that I shouldn't have been driving like that. Sheesh. I just want help fighting this tick....

Hang on, someone's knocking on the door...

"Yes officer?"

>scuffle< Mffghphb >scuffle< >jingle-click-click-click<

Hello, this is Highway Patrolman Smith. The person posting this message is going to jail. Bye now.







(Ahem)
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That's your problem. If you'd have plowed through a Farmer's Market, you'd be just fine.
:evil:
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Mostly hippies go to farmer's markets... mostly
 
I would like to invoke the stupid parody of a stupid thread clause in our contract. You will be mailed a ticket for this offense.
 
Originally posted by: XZeroII
I would like to invoke the stupid parody of a stupid thread clause in our contract. You will be mailed a ticket for this offense.
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Help me out then... Show me how to make an intelligent parody of a stupid thread...?

😛
 
I think I'm the only person who read the whole other thread (and was capable of thought at the same time.)

Didn't anyone notice in the other thread that the reason he decided to try to make it through the intersection was because he knew he had bad brakes? Get that idiot off the road!
 
Originally posted by: DrPizza
I think I'm the only person who read the whole other thread (and was capable of thought at the same time.)

Didn't anyone notice in the other thread that the reason he decided to try to make it through the intersection was because he knew he had bad brakes? Get that idiot off the road!
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No, he didn't stop because he was already right at the stop line when the light turned red, and he was still doing 50, so instead of screwing up his car, he decided to run the light. In addition, there was noone else on the road.
 
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