How do I become a jerk?

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compuwiz1

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You have issues, if you have to ask here

Being a jerk is not going to win you any women, infact if you are having problems with them, chances are, you are already a jerk and need to tone it down.

Use the ears, you have twice as many of them than you have mouth. ;)
 

Salvador

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heh i forgot to add quotes its copied from a website, i lost the link a while ago though
heh.. Thought you actually took the time to write that out yourself.

Sal
 

SubZeroX

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Originally posted by: Jfur
Originally posted by: SubZeroX
Damn I'm tired of being the "nice guy" to women. How can I become a jerk starting tomorrow? What are some sayings that a jerk would say? And how would he act?

I need to read "How to be a jerk and get chicks for dummies."


Jerks attract insecure b!tches -- are you sure that's what you really want?


No, not really. But the majority of them that I have met are like that.
 

Jfur

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Originally posted by: Skyclad1uhm1
Originally posted by: Jfur
Originally posted by: SubZeroX
Damn I'm tired of being the "nice guy" to women. How can I become a jerk starting tomorrow? What are some sayings that a jerk would say? And how would he act?

I need to read "How to be a jerk and get chicks for dummies."


Jerks attract insecure b!tches -- are you sure that's what you really want?

I think he'd prefer an insecure b!tch over his right hand.


We'll I'd rather go solo than date a jerk...
:p
 

kyutip

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Nefrodite,
The list that you put is so true (most part anyway).
That's why we say "good guys always finish last".
Both extreme are not good, or anything that is extreme is not good.
You can not decide to be a jerk just because you think being nice does not accomplish anything.
You have to be able to strike a balance in your attitude.
Not too geek-ish, yet not to jerk-ish.
It is hard to say how, there is no real guideline on how to act.
That's why relationship is not an easy thing to figure out.
You just have to judge for yourself by way of trials and errors.
What her likes and dislikes. Not every woman like "bad boys" and vice versa.
You can't ask her too, since she won't tell and would think that you are insensitive (that's woman nature).
That is why you don't rush your relationship into marriage. You need time to figure each others out.

As for tips on how to being a jerk, I have one.
Judge her on everything she do and make unsolicited remarks. There.
 

HiTek21

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Wanna be a jerk? I only charge 29 dollars an hour =P
Don't be a jerk to women, you'll be sorry if you do
 

rbhawcroft

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Originally posted by: Nefrodite
read this and do opposite."Why Nice Guys Suck!Nice guys are ugly! They haven't the air of sensuality about them that bad guys do, because they just haven't had lives. ...............................

Nice Guys really don't like themselves. Insecurity is not sexy, it is suffocating, clinging and obsessive. Issues with nice men are unbearable. Issues with jerks are workable. "

is this an extract from jjones' diary by any chance?

 

rbhawcroft

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you have got to live your own life and be yourself, that is one thing that jerks know, just their life is usually losership.

if you dont know any girls that like you, then do sth that will cause you to meet ones with similar interests, whether its changing job, moving, or joining some evening activity.
 

FeathersMcGraw

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Get a job at a soda fountain.

Of course, it's possible to be a nice guy and to meet women. Unless you're only interested in the sort of women that don't like nice guys.
 

Michael1897

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Originally posted by: SubZeroX
Damn I'm tired of being the "nice guy" to women. How can I become a jerk starting tomorrow? What are some sayings that a jerk would say? And how would he act?

I need to read "How to be a jerk and get chicks for dummies."

stop jerking it and watch a lot of porn this should solve everything
 

sohcrates

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I think women get over their "jerk years" eventually, and start looking for nice guys.

At least, that's been my experience :p
 

bmacd

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Ahahahahaha....this is sooo funny b/c i actually pulled this off about two months ago. This girl had broken my heart in two...and i KNOW i'm in the "nice guy" class, so naturally, i thought that nice guys finish last. Soo...i did this "jerk" thing at work and EVERYBODY got pissed off at me. They all said "just b/c she broke your heart doesn't mean you have to screw the rest of us over". She was absolutely right...but i couldn't take back the things that i said to everybody else in the store. Long story short: I bought two dozen roses and put one on each of the ladies' car that i said something offensive to. I was $45 less rich and people all thought i was an a$$hole. Moral learned: be the same nice guy that you are and you'll find the right girl...i know i did. It just takes time, and don't forget your "nice-guy-manship". It pays off in the end to be a nice guy, trust me ;)

-=bmacd=-
 

FuZoR

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lmao great list Nefrodite.

Most of its true, I was like that exactly like 3 years ago ahhahahaha. To all nice guys... stop being so passive and get out more ;-)
 
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Originally posted by: Sluggo
Belittle her
cheat on her, make sure she finds out
Be an egomaniac
Make her drive your lazy ass everywhere
Make her do the working for the both of you
Tell her she is fat
Tell her she is stupid

Oh Yeah, the biggie......tell her how lucky she is to have you since nobody else would ever want her pathetic ass.

Wow. Right on.
 

Nefrodite

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Originally posted by: rbhawcroft
Originally posted by: Nefrodite
read this and do opposite."Why Nice Guys Suck!Nice guys are ugly! They haven't the air of sensuality about them that bad guys do, because they just haven't had lives. ...............................

Nice Guys really don't like themselves. Insecurity is not sexy, it is suffocating, clinging and obsessive. Issues with nice men are unbearable. Issues with jerks are workable. "

is this an extract from jjones' diary by any chance?

heh it almost could i suppose:)


<---has read both bridget jones books.


i had a gun to my head.... i swear! ;)