How do I beat my fish?

[SSP]

HAHAHA.... funniest thread in a while.

I just about died laughing after reading the first reply, cause I had a different idea from the thread title.

 

[Pepsi90919]

 

[BD2003]

Originally posted by: SSP
HAHAHA.... funniest thread in a while. I just about died laughing after reading the first reply, cause I had a different idea from the thread title.

You are all sick bastards.

Only in ATOT will people think "How do I beat my fish?" means anything other than asking how to beat fish.

I have decided on ripping the fins off of the perpetrator one by one until he learns some discipline.

 

[BD2003]

I just gave him a time out in the betta tank. Muad'Dib taught him a lesson, and he is being much nicer now.

I hope not to have to do it again.

 

[kip1124]

rearrange the fish tank, so it appears upside down to him. that'll teach him!!

 

[FatAlbo]

Originally posted by: fatbaby
so what happens if you put seamen in a fishtank? do they drown?

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[gopunk]

Originally posted by: fatbaby
so what happens if you put seamen in a fishtank? do they drown?

no, if you put seapeople in there too, they'll build a great civilization

 

[FatAlbo]

Originally posted by: gopunk

Originally posted by: fatbaby
so what happens if you put seamen in a fishtank? do they drown?

no, if you put seapeople in there too, they'll build a great civilization

Hence my equation above demonstrating the final theory of composite dynamics.

 

[BD2003]

Wow, my swordtail really has it out for the new fishy in the tank (Iridescent shark). Keeps nibbling on him.

Will they get used to each other or will I wake up and see bodies?

 

[gopunk]

Originally posted by: FatAlbo

Originally posted by: gopunk

Originally posted by: fatbaby
so what happens if you put seamen in a fishtank? do they drown?

no, if you put seapeople in there too, they'll build a great civilization

Hence my equation above demonstrating the final theory of composite dynamics.

damn you, you beat me to it :|

 

[kip1124]

Originally posted by: fatbaby
so what happens if you put seamen in a fishtank? do they drown?

when i was a kid, my mom would never buy me those underwears with superheros on them. my friends had Superman underwear, Aquaman underwear, Spiderman underwear, etc.....

now that i have a job and can afford to buy my own underwear, i have Seaman on my underwear.

 

[DAPUNISHER]

give him a time out in the toilet

 

[NFS4]

How do I beat my fish?

The same way you beat your meat

 

[Stojakapimp]

Originally posted by: BD2003
I just gave him a time out in the betta tank. Muad'Dib taught him a lesson, and he is being much nicer now.

I hope not to have to do it again.

Do you really think the fish remembered about the time out? Fish don't really have too long of an attention span

 

[BD2003]

Originally posted by: Stojakapimp

Originally posted by: BD2003 I just gave him a time out in the betta tank. Muad'Dib taught him a lesson, and he is being much nicer now. I hope not to have to do it again.

Do you really think the fish remembered about the time out? Fish don't really have too long of an attention span

He was good for a bit, but doesnt seem like it anymore. Its like a warzone in there again.

 

[Azraele]

You want to beat your fish?! Oy!

You can't discipline household fish. It's your responsibility to provide them with their needs, enough room to live, and make sure of their compatibility.

Please tell me you were joking.

 

[BD2003]

Originally posted by: Azraele
You want to beat your fish?! Oy! You can't discipline household fish. It's your responsibility to provide them with their needs, enough room to live, and make sure of their compatibility. Please tell me you were joking.

Geez, I thought it was pretty obvious. Of course I'm joking. Although I do want two of them to stop being such bastards, but unfortunately getting a new tank is out of the question.

 

[BigFatCow]

Originally posted by: FatAlbo

Originally posted by: fatbaby
so what happens if you put seamen in a fishtank? do they drown?

SeaMen
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hehehe




tell me what kind of fish he is and ill go buy one and video tape my fish eating it and then send the tape to you and you can make your fish watch the tape over and over again until he is tramatized for life...

 

[Stojakapimp]

Originally posted by: BD2003

Originally posted by: Azraele
You want to beat your fish?! Oy! You can't discipline household fish. It's your responsibility to provide them with their needs, enough room to live, and make sure of their compatibility. Please tell me you were joking.

Geez, I thought it was pretty obvious. Of course I'm joking. Although I do want two of them to stop being such bastards, but unfortunately getting a new tank is out of the question.

It doesn't look like there's a whole lot you can do. It's not like you can give your fish a stern warning and then he'll be all better. Either you deal with it, or get rid of the bully or get rid of your other fish. or just eat them all

 

[Azraele]

Geez, I thought it was pretty obvious. Of course I'm joking

Sorry, I've had a rough day (major (to me anyway, I was scared) reaction to a household chemical, my brain must still be suffering from a slight lack of oxygen, heh).

As far as getting the fish to get along goes, I think you're pretty much out of luck. I'd suggest trying to find a new home for the one that can't seem to get along. Do you have any friends/family who'd be willing to take it? Other than that, I don't know what to suggest.

 

[BD2003]

Originally posted by: BigFatCow

Originally posted by: FatAlbo

Originally posted by: fatbaby so what happens if you put seamen in a fishtank? do they drown?

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hehehe tell me what kind of fish he is and ill go buy one and video tape my fish eating it and then send the tape to you and you can make your fish watch the tape over and over again until he is tramatized for life...

Swordtail and Rasberry Tetra.