How do I beat my fish?

[BD2003]

One of my fish is being a bully, and I'd like to beat him. Please give suggestions how. Thanks.

 

[Pepsi90919]

get your hand in there

 

[HellRaiserandBeerDrinker]

I think it's pretty hard to get you feelings across to a fish.











.....but I could be wrong.

 

[Rallispec]

tie a little string with a weight on it around one of its fins.

 

[GrumpyMan]

Put a box of Shake and Bake for fish just outside of the aquarium.

 

[OREOSpeedwagon]

get a small spoon and pop out one of it's eyeballs. then try to put it back.

 

[UberNeuman]

Stick your head in the tank and yell at it...

 

[brxndxn]

get a long needle and poke it...


or stick its fin in cement and tie it to a helium balloon..


or kill its mudda'


or smash its fin-caps?!


or take it out of the tank and put it into a long skinny container where it would have a tough time turning around

 

[littleprince]

Seriously you probaly mixed types of fish that shouldnt go together.
Or ur tank is too small.
and we should beat you for letting ur fish suffer.
if not. u can feed him to mine.

 

[Kadarin]

Am I the only one who got something totally different out of the title of this thread?

 

[Jhill]

Originally posted by: GrumpyMan
Put a box of Shake and Bake for fish just outside of the aquarium.

Or some tarter sauce.

 

[GrumpyMan]

Originally posted by: Jhill

Originally posted by: GrumpyMan Put a box of Shake and Bake for fish just outside of the aquarium.

Or some tarter sauce.

Can't have one without the other now can we? LOL......

 

[Maleficus]

Originally posted by: Astaroth33
Am I the only one who got something totally different out of the title of this thread?

no

 

[Amused]

Originally posted by: brxndxn
or stick its fin in cement and tie it to a helium balloon..

LMAO!!! Now THAT'S funny!

 

[no0b]

Originally posted by: littleprince
Seriously you probaly mixed types of fish that shouldnt go together.
Or ur tank is too small.
and we should beat you for letting ur fish suffer.
if not. u can feed him to mine.

How big is the bully fish I might be able to feed it to my severum and maybe my jackdempseys (god I wish I still had my oscar).

 

[BD2003]

Theyre all relatively small fish. Have about 10 inches of fishage in the 5 gallon tank, with a frog and newt chilling around as well.

 

[LordMaul]

Originally posted by: BD2003
Theyre all relatively small fish. Have about 10 inches of fishage in the 5 gallon tank, with a frog and newt chilling around as well.

"She turned me into a newt!"

....

"Well, I got better!"

 

[microAmp]

Originally posted by: Rallispec
tie a little string with a weight on it around one of its fins.

lmao

 

[no0b]

um um 10inches of fish in a 5 gallon

you need at least a 20 gallon for that much fish.

 

[FelixDeCat]

I dont advocate cruelty to animals, but you could shock that little mofo. Hook up a car battery and let 'er rip.

 

[BD2003]

75% of people tell me 1 inch per gallon. 10% tell me 1 inch per 2 gallons. 10% tell me one fish per 10 gallon tank. The other 5% seem to say 2 inches per gallon, and change half the water every week.

I like fish. I dont have any space for a bigger tank, and theyve been doing fine, except that one bastard fish. I couldnt bear to ummm...thin the ranks in the tank just because theyre supposedly overcrowded.

Besides, the frog always hides, the newt hates the water, and one of the fish is a lesbian. Dont ask.

 

[no0b]

trust me they arent supposedly overcrowded they are. You can always give some of the fish back to the pet shop. Also If you just remove the aggressive fish more than likely another fish will just take its place.

 

[BD2003]

I guess I'll let natural selection take its course then....

 

[fatbaby]

so what happens if you put seamen in a fishtank? do they drown?

 

[Rastus]

so what happens if you put seamen in a fishtank? do they drown?

I thought this thread was about beating fish, not meat.