Strangely enough, this lovely tidbit just rolled in... I wouldn't exactly recommend it, but it looks mildly interesting (use at your own peril) - (BTW don't you just love to get an e-mail that's been forwarded a zillion times, each time leaving all the original header info in?

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> If You Get A Traffic Ticket, This has been tried
> and it works..... I
> tried to send this to everyone I know. I know that
> for a fact this works so
> if you ever get in this situation, you have an out.
> We discovered that this
> procedure works in every state. Read it and try it,
> you have nothing to lose
> but the points on your license.
>
> This is how it works:
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> If you get a speeding ticket or went through a red
> light or whatever the
> case may be, and you are going to get points on your
> license, then there is
> a method to ensure that you DO NOT get any points.
> When you get your fine,
> send in the check to pay for it and if the fine is
> say, $79, then make the
> check out for $82 or some small amount over the
> fine. The system will then
> have to send you back a check for the difference,
> but here is the trick!
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> ***DO NOT CASH THE REFUND CHECK!!!***
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> Throw it away!! Points are not assessed to your
> license until all
> financial transactions are complete. If you do not
> cash the check, then
> the transactions are NOT complete. However, the
> system has gotten its money
> and is happy and will not bother you any more.
> This information came to
> our attention from an very reliable computer
> company that sets up the
> standard database used by each states' DMV. Good
> luck and share this with
> all your friends and other family members. >>
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