How did you meet the last person you had sex with? Hands don't count, fellas.

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Sgt. York

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I was sitting in the kitchen at my friend's parent's house. His sister walked in. We've been married over 45 years.
 

ctbaars

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I worked the front counter at a bowling alley, and made a comment about how nice her butt looked in those stretch pants.... She was 15, and we will be married 50 years later this year.
Yes butt is she the last one you had sex with? :cool:
 

dank69

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I worked the front counter at a bowling alley, and made a comment about how nice her butt looked in those stretch pants.... She was 15, and we will be married 50 years later this year.
They had stretch pants 50 years ago?

EDIT: Just realized 50 years ago was only 1969...I'm used to 50 years ago meaning the 50s.
 

Sgt. York

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Do you have a picture of the two of you about the time that you met? I like this story. Its simple, straightforward.

My wife no doubt has many photos of us buried someplace in the many boxes of crap in the basement, but it would be a major project to find them.
 

MtnMan

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but , but officer she was almost 18......
Actually back then, it wasn't a big deal... at least with the cops.

Had one cop make us drive to her house while he followed, and the cop proceded to explain to her dad what he thought we were doing when he came up on us. Her dad really shut the cop down when he asked me if I had a condom, which I did, and his daughter did also, and he said good, then turned to the cop and said "goodnight officer".
 

clamum

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I originally met her because she was a friend of the girl I was going out with at the time. I would occasionally see her even after that girl and I broke up because she was in the same wide orbit of friends that we both shared.

Years later we were both at the bar one night and she walked back with us to my friends house where we were staying. She slept in the basement next to me and one thing led to another.

That was so long ago I'm embarrassed to say the year. Fml
 

BurnItDwn

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Like 10 years ago okcupid
We got married in 2017, still haven't killed each other, but, I suspect my days are numbered...
 

BudAshes

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Family reunion.
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Paladin3

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I was 17 and went on a double date to the movies with my best friend. He had been dating this girl from another high school for a few months whom I hadn't yet met. When I first laid eyes on her I was shocked. She was way too much of a lady for him.

When they broke up a few months later because he was cheating on her, I was no long with the girl I had brought along on our double date, so I asked her out.

Besides my mother, she was the only woman in my life for the next 30 years until she passed from cancer at age 47. There will be no other.