how did the gimp get a phone?

[PottedMeat]

Priest to 911: Please Help With These Handcuffs and Gag I Was Playing With

Father Tom Donovan of the St. Aloysius church on Springfield's north end called 911 from the rectory when he found himself unable to undo a pair of handcuffs and a gag. "I'm going to need help getting out before this becomes a medical emergency," Donovan told a dispatcher during the Nov. 28 call.

Deputy Chief of Police: They described it in a report as a leather bondage type mask with a bar in his mouth.

lolololol

 

[KeithTalent]

Heh, rectory.

KT

 

[techs]

Stop me if you heard this one. There's a Priest, a ball gag, and handcuffs......

 

[Krazy4Real]

I like how he immediately took a leave of absence. Somebody doesn't want to answer any questions.

 

[SphinxnihpS]

Routine rectory exam, nothing to be ashamed of.

 

[Soundmanred]

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