How did the first people know how to make..err..second people?

Zim Hosein

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I guess they just played the same game we played in kindergarden, "doctor" :D
 

Noriaki

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Humans like any other mammal have certain base instincts. One of those is to reproduce.

Cats do it, dogs do it, deer do it, bears do it, monkeys do it, and so on and so forth.

Many of us now choose to supress those base instincts. But the "first" people lived and died by them.
 

Moonbeam

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There were no first people, just a long line of ancestors back to apes. It's how the apes know that's the mystery.
 

DaveSimmons

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magic apple?

seriously, if you accept evolution the "first people" were simple organisms that mutated into reproducing by sharing genetic material instead of just dividing themselves aesexually. This combining turned out to have survival value, so it won out over the older style. From bits of plasm to fish to amphibians to rodents to apes to modern humans. By the time we get to humans, we'd already had billions of years of practice.
 

Viper GTS

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<< have you ever been horny? >>



Think about the first time you were horny...

Did you know exactly how it was supposed to work then?

Viper GTS
 

CrazyDe1

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Well obviously they know how to make themselves feel good...and they know if they're w/ a chick they know to put it in the hole and then humping comes naturally after its in there....but my question is this...we have this pet rabbit...and it follows my arm around all the time...then he'll get up on my arm and start tryin to hump it...I could see if his lil rabbit penis was touching my arm and he was rubbin on it....but I keep my hand back and he sits there tryin to hump it....thats what I don't get...where the hell does the instinct to hump come from if theres no hole to insert it in...
 
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