How did I get so "tight?"

[SaltBoy]

Today at work I was given a free, 5-minute chair massages, which was definitely nice. What WASN'T nice, however, was the comment by the cute girl (no pics) that gave me the massage. "Geez, you're tight!" Uh, yeah, I guess I am.

Sure, I have some stress in my life, but who doesn't? But I think I'm an overall healthy guy. I eat healthy. I exercise over 40 minutes a day. I don't smoke, drink, do drugs, etc...

So, how in the heck did I so "tight?" And more important, what can I do to stop it?!

 

[mrCide]

buy a massage chair

 

[AMDPwred]

Maybe you just have alot of stess built up over time.

 

[SinNisTeR]

she wants you..

 

[Viper GTS]

And more important, what can I do to stop it?!

Marry her.

Viper GTS

 

[SaltBoy]

<< buy a massage chair >>



And do what, massage myself? I don't need a chair for that...

 

[kranky]

Or maybe she just wanted you to think you should sign up for more (non-free) massages from her.

 

[firestar46]

<< What WASN'T nice, however, was the comment by the cute girl (no pics) that gave me the massage. "Geez, you're tight!" Uh, yeah, I guess I am. >>



That so? Well, give her a coupla vodka shots, and tell her to "loosen you up" orally...that'll fix her...

 

[Geekbabe]

I wouldn't worry about it, that's sorta like a standar line from a massage therapist, secondly,there are very few people who's muscles wouldn't automatically tighten at the prospect of being touched like that by a stranger.

What you can do is what everybody who works at a desk all day should do, take occasional breaks,do simple exercise like neck rolls to keep yourself feeling loose,flexible.

 

[SaltBoy]

Okay guys, forget about the girl for half a minute here. I'm serious -- what can I do!?

 

[zzzz]

that was a compliment!

 

[Viper GTS]

Next time be sure to request the "full-body" massage.

Viper GTS

 

[neovan]

i know a massage parlor that just doesnt massage your back

 

[firestar46]

<< Okay guys, forget about the girl for half a minute here. I'm serious -- what can I do!? >>



Lots of things relieve stress...take a walk, go do your favorite thing (are you a movie buff? basketball junkie? chronic masturbator?), eat a REALLY nice meal, meditate, wirte a poem/story, take a random day off to do something you've always wanted to do...

or of course, there's always good old "Mr. Horse Tranquilizer" to help ya in a pinch

 

[Nitemare]

I'm the same way..

I did the masseuse a couple of times and it really helped..I felt like I could feel no pain the rest of the day and was so relaxed

Also, doing acupuncture now combined with video games.

Just do something to unwind that is fun...whether it be an orgy with 5 beautiful women wearing only exotic oils or exercising(maybe both at the same time )

 

[GuySmiley]

pics?

 

[gopunk]

i'm the exact opposite. i normally don't like massages, but i let a girl give me one one time and she was astounded at how loose i was. she was like having people come over to feel how loose i was... how did i get so loose? i have no idea.

 

[Nitemare]

Maybe you could comment about her being tight...

Then you can say you have just the thing that will loosen her up..

and Don't forget the pics.

 

[Megatomic]

<< Today at work I was given a free, 5-minute chair massages, which was definitely nice. What WASN'T nice, however, was the comment by the cute girl (no pics) that gave me the massage. "Geez, you're tight!" Uh, yeah, I guess I am.

Sure, I have some stress in my life, but who doesn't? But I think I'm an overall healthy guy. I eat healthy. I exercise over 40 minutes a day. I don't smoke, drink, do drugs, etc...

So, how in the heck did I so "tight?" And more important, what can I do to stop it?! >>



You need to have sex more.

 

[loup garou]

<< So, how in the heck did I so "tight?" And more important, what can I do to stop it?! >>





<< I did the masseuse a couple of times and it really helped... >>





<< she was like having people come over to feel how loose i was... how did i get so loose? i have no idea.
>>



OMG, cut it out, guys!!! I'm seriously about to fall over from laughing so hard!!!@

 

[johneetrash]

<< I'm the same way..

I did the masseuse a couple of times and it really helped.. >>



i guarantee this will work

 

[RexTheDino]

Massage....

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

<< Marry her. >>



???

hahah... sure you might get laid more often, or you might get more of those massages. BUT the nagging will surely make you tighter than ever!

LOL

 

[SaltBoy]

Well, with the exception of Baffled2 and firestar46, and to a degree, GoPunk, my signature definitely applies...

 

[firestar46]

<<

<< Marry her. >>



???

hahah... sure you might get laid more often, or you might get more of those massages. BUT the nagging will surely make you tighter than ever!

LOL >>



Hence, the aforementioned vodka...that'll definitely fix her...