How could all of these little things happen in one morning.....

[krunchykrome]

Talk about a bad start to a day. I don't understand how each of these little things could happen in the same morning. What are the chances....

1) I wake up late for work

2) About to leave the house before I realize that my car keys are at my friend's house.

3) Walk over to pickup the keys from his house (wearing slippers). Come back to my house, close the garage and start the car. As I'm about to drive off, I realize that I'm still wearing slippers. I rush inside to change shoes.

4) Get to the parking lot at work (15 minute walk to work from the lot). Walk to work with the cold wind blowing straight in my face. The hood of my coat comes undone and is flying around in the back of my head.

5) I step in snow and it gets in my shoes - I continue walking to work with snow in my shoe.


I'm in the office now, and things are looking up - hopefully the rest of the day goes smoothly.

 

[TheSlamma]

You must just be born to lose, that's all.

 

[FoBoT]

you missed the sign in the yard

 

[BoomerD]

That set the tone for the day...do not expect it to get any better...it can only get worse. Everyone knows this.

 

[CPA]

Only one thing to do - feign sickness, go home and start all over.

 

[TecHNooB]

Wearing wet socks throughout the day sucks. Take em off and let em dry. Fuck what your co-workers think.

 

[Vonkhan]

fuckin mondays suck

BUT the holiday guests left today morning ... so it's all gonna get better

 

[SearchMaster]

This is what we call a "first world problem".

Billions of people around the world would love their day to start like yours

 

[ktehmok]

This is what we call a "first world problem".

Billions of people around the world would love their day to start like yours

Boohoo for them. If that want what we have, they need to kill their dictator leaders & open up a Taco Bell franchise.

Wet socks FTL, take em off and dry them.

 

[krunchykrome]

Think I'll go to Pot Bellys for lunch; and I'll also get a shake to go

 

[darkxshade]

Life is nothing but instances of many little things throughout the day... I can pretty much make a list myself:

1. I snoozed my alarm clock once too many times, woke up 10 mins later than usual.
2. Forgot to put on my slippers as I walked to the bathroom to brush my teeth
3. Forgot to shave since I was hurrying to catch up with the 10 mins I lost
4. Ran out of egg whites so I used two whole eggs to make breakfast instead
5. Spilled some coffee on my pants