How come we don't have bed movie theaters?

[brainhulk]

Genius!!

/where'smyblacklight

 

[RadiclDreamer]

Less seats so im sure the ticket prices would be more. The highly priced concessions become a liability since its going to be a massive pain in the dick to clean up after a 129oz big gulp spill mixed with popcorn and then there are the other sources of stains...

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

Less Seats (as Radicl said)
But also... How many couples do you think try to screw on it during the movie with the lights out?

 

[BlitzPuppet]

Saw the thread title and immediately knew who the OP was...

 

[purbeast0]

i pretty much do in my basement

 

[blackdogdeek]

Less Seats (as Radicl said)
But also... How many couples do you think try to screw on it during the movie with the lights out?

Or that one dude in the front by himself.

 

[DesiPower]

You you pay a $100 for the ticket?

Also, i would go only if they provided an ultraviolet light to go with each bed.

 

[ImpulsE69]

Wonder if that's a porn theater

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Why do we have any movie theaters at all?

 

[poofyhairguy]

But also... How many couples do you think try to screw on it during the movie with the lights out?

Too many

 

[rudder]

too much snoring during the movie. Especially if I have to take my wife to a chick flick.

 

[Markbnj]

Because you can put a 60" screen on the wall of your bedroom and not have to share it with a bunch of strangers?

 

[ImpulsE69]

Because you can put a 60" screen on the wall of your bedroom and not have to share it with a bunch of strangers?

But maybe you're into that sort of thing?

 

[AznAnarchy99]

i pretty much do in my basement

There's an AMC theater near me that has those lazy boy reclining seats. Tickets are $15 so its not that much more expensive at all and you can reserve the seats. It's awesome.

https://www.amctheatres.com/movie-theatres/los-angeles/amc-fullerton-20

 

[feralkid]

i pretty much do in my basement

Those are chairs, not beds.

 

[Fanatical Meat]

Because this:

 

[CZroe]

Believe it or not, bedbug infestations are a problem for normal movie theaters as it is. With beds, they're just asking for it.

 

[DrPizza]

Uhh, drive-in theaters with fully reclining bucket seats?

 

[Fanatical Meat]

What about when you see a movie with a guy buddy?
Looks like sex will happen soon here:

Edit* I think that's two dudes behind them

 

[rh71]

We have full electric recliners here now where you put your feet up and take off your shoes if you want. Same ticket prices. I guess they need it to get people going to movies again but honestly it's great. I don't need a bed if there's a recliner.

It's definitely fewer seats, but this is only the rear half.

 

[MongGrel]

I have a Queen sized one myself.

But it is private, so I don't have to worry about Orgy mode.

 

[purbeast0]

Those are chairs, not beds.

yeah that is why i said i "pretty much" have them. although they lay almost basically flat when all the way reclined. it's just enough where you don't have to lift your head to look forward.

it's tough to stay awake sometimes though, even with the sound blasting. my wife has fallen asleep a lot watching movies.

 

[SKORPI0]

Believe it or not, bedbug infestations are a problem for normal movie theaters as it is. With beds, they're just asking for it.

Or you'll never know if/when someone had sex in those beds.... :biggrin:

 

[bradley]

One step removed from the future of the US...

 

[MomentsofSanity]

What about when you see a movie with a guy buddy?
Looks like sex will happen soon here:

Edit* I think that's two dudes behind them

skipped all the beds with two chicks to point out what you think might be two dudes.....:hmm: