How come smokers are allowed to take ~5 minute "breaks" pretty much every hour?

fisheerman

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Originally posted by: her209
I feel like I'm being punished for making a good life choice.

get a fake cig and puff puff give every hour just like they do and problem solved.
 

TallBill

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Originally posted by: fisheerman
Originally posted by: her209
I feel like I'm being punished for making a good life choice.

get a fake cig and puff puff give every hour just like they do and problem solved.

I used to just go stand outside and not do anything on my "smoke break" and nobody said shit because everyone else smoked.
 

waggy

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Originally posted by: TallBill
Originally posted by: fisheerman
Originally posted by: her209
I feel like I'm being punished for making a good life choice.

get a fake cig and puff puff give every hour just like they do and problem solved.

I used to just go stand outside and not do anything on my "smoke break" and nobody said shit because everyone else smoked.

yeap same.
 

buck

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I take "smoke breaks" all day long, other people might call it "neffing on ATOT".
 

KeithTalent

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Meh, I get up and grab coffee, water, go pee, at various times throughout the day, so I imagine it evens out, though to be honest I do not really care what those other people are doing.

KT
 

Kalmah

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I honestly don't consider smoke breaks as a break. It's more like an inconvenience. It's more like 'damnit, I need a cigarette'.. and then I rush out.. hurry to puff one down, then run back in to work to hurry and avoid issues with people having problems about me having a smoke.

I hate taking smoke breaks, I hate being addicted to those stupid things. It's not really relaxing at all when you know that management could be judging your usefulness while doing it.
 

MovingTarget

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Time to take up smoking? :confused:

I guess it is just a leftover of corporate culture, same as coffee breaks. Do you really want to tell a smoker they can't go out and waste company time to kill themselves? Never underestimate the bitchiness of a nic fit and the fact that a lot of higher-ups also smoke.
 

Chiropteran

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Originally posted by: KeithTalent
Meh, I get up and grab coffee, water, go pee, at various times throughout the day, so I imagine it evens out, though to be honest I do not really care what those other people are doing.

True, because smokers don't drink coffee, water, or pee.
 

Ns1

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Because you're stupid. I'm a non-smoker and I go on smoke breaks.
 

KeithTalent

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Originally posted by: Chiropteran
Originally posted by: KeithTalent
Meh, I get up and grab coffee, water, go pee, at various times throughout the day, so I imagine it evens out, though to be honest I do not really care what those other people are doing.

True, because smokers don't drink coffee, water, or pee.

I thought smoking broke your pee-pee. That's what my Mommy always told me.

KT
 

LS21

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someone asked if the office provided free coffee , those of us who arent coffee drinkers , why dont we get free sodas ?

management shot that one down quick
 

KeithTalent

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Originally posted by: LS21
someone asked if the office provided free coffee , those of us who arent coffee drinkers , why dont we get free sodas ?

management shot that one down quick

They probably didn't know what you were asking for, should have asked for pop.

KT
 

olds

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Because non smokers will live considerably longer so we have to be PC and give the smokers some slack.
 

Nik

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I get so tired of hearing non-smokers whine and bitch and cry over this shit. Who cares? Do your goddamn work and mind your own business. If your employer chooses to allow smokers breaks every hour, that's your company's choice. Don't hold the smokers responsible for a decision that is only management's decision to make. It's not their fault management made the decision so fuck off and bitch in the right direction or STFU. Besides, if a company is willing to let smokers be less productive, why can't you just STFU and take a 5 minute break every hour too? Stop whining, just do it. Or get back to work. Christ. What a bunch of fucking crybabies.
 

halik

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Originally posted by: Nik
I get so tired of hearing non-smokers whine and bitch and cry over this shit. Who cares? Do your goddamn work and mind your own business. If your employer chooses to allow smokers breaks every hour, that's your company's choice. Don't hold the smokers responsible for a decision that is only management's decision to make. It's not their fault management made the decision so fuck off and bitch in the right direction or STFU. Besides, if a company is willing to let smokers be less productive, why can't you just STFU and take a 5 minute break every hour too? Stop whining, just do it. Or get back to work. Christ. What a bunch of fucking crybabies.

Aww someone's lung cancer is acting up today...
 

xanis

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Originally posted by: KeithTalent
Originally posted by: LS21
someone asked if the office provided free coffee , those of us who arent coffee drinkers , why dont we get free sodas ?

management shot that one down quick

They probably didn't know what you were asking for, should have asked for pop.

KT

Nah, I'm pretty sure he was clear the first time.
 

Chiropteran

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Originally posted by: LS21
someone asked if the office provided free coffee , those of us who arent coffee drinkers , why dont we get free sodas ?

management shot that one down quick

Based on the price of coffee at Starbucks, since I don't drink coffee at work I am saving my company $20/day. They should give me this money back as a bonus at the end of each month.
 

Nik

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Originally posted by: halik
Originally posted by: Nik
I get so tired of hearing non-smokers whine and bitch and cry over this shit. Who cares? Do your goddamn work and mind your own business. If your employer chooses to allow smokers breaks every hour, that's your company's choice. Don't hold the smokers responsible for a decision that is only management's decision to make. It's not their fault management made the decision so fuck off and bitch in the right direction or STFU. Besides, if a company is willing to let smokers be less productive, why can't you just STFU and take a 5 minute break every hour too? Stop whining, just do it. Or get back to work. Christ. What a bunch of fucking crybabies.

Aww someone's lung cancer is acting up today...

I quit smoking a long time ago. I have a nice, healthy 5.8 liter lung capacity, too. Blow me :)
 

nakedfrog

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Originally posted by: Ns1
Because you're stupid. I'm a non-smoker and I go on smoke breaks.

I've known plenty of non-smokers who go on them, and nobody complained.