How certain are you...

[purbeast0]

1000% certain.

Just ask your mom, she will confirm.

 

[Muadib]

Gifts can be expensive and there is there is also going to boring Social Events with her that you don't want to attend as well.

You can't buy love!! I didn't buy her anything expensive until we were together for 5 years. I hear you on the social events though.

 

[clamum]

Huh. Not sure. If not I'd think maybe it was at least 5 out of the 7 days. It's been so long since I've had a gf that I have no actual idea though.

 

[whm1974]

You can't buy love!! I didn't buy her anything expensive until we were together for 5 years. I hear you on the social events though.

I sort of quit looking for love a while back.

 

[Ajay]

Every day for a week, isn’t that what honeymoons are for? Actually, times 3-5 depending on your stamina . Anyway, 100%. Every day of the year? No idea, it’s not like I kept a record in Excel.

 

[Muadib]

I sort of quit looking for love a while back.

Why on earth would you do that? You are missing out on one of the biggest joys in life.

 

[whm1974]

Why on earth would you do that? You are missing out on one of the biggest joys in life.

I simply became tired of getting yelled at and slapped.

 

[ultimatebob]

Every day for a week, isn’t that what honeymoons are for? Actually, times 3-5 depending on your stamina . Anyway, 100%. Every day of the year? No idea, it’s not like I kept a record in Excel.

Some guy on Reddit did exactly that. It was a pretty amusing post.

I'd consider myself lucky if I got laid once a month, personally. Mrs. Bob just isn't interested in that anymore.

 

[whm1974]

Some guy on Reddit did exactly that. It was a pretty amusing post.

I'd consider myself lucky if I got laid once a month, personally. Mrs. Bob just isn't interested in that anymore.

You can ask her if she is OK with you banging another women once in a while. But banging only.

 

[nakedfrog]

I simply became tired of getting yelled at and slapped.

Did you ever consider analyzing what it is that's causing you to get yelled at and slapped? Clearly something was very, very wrong with your approach.
Hint: "Nice shoes, wanna fuck?" is generally not a good opening unless you're extremely attractive and wealthy.

 

[zinfamous]

Did you ever consider analyzing what it is that's causing you to get yelled at and slapped? Clearly something was very, very wrong with your approach.
Hint: "Nice shoes, wanna fuck?" is generally not a good opening unless you're extremely attractive and wealthy.

I think it's the, "ewwww gross, why is [my] grandpa hitting on me?" factor.

 

[whm1974]

Did you ever consider analyzing what it is that's causing you to get yelled at and slapped? Clearly something was very, very wrong with your approach.
Hint: "Nice shoes, wanna fuck?" is generally not a good opening unless you're extremely attractive and wealthy.

Well it was mostly during High School when this was occurring. Funny thing is all my friends told me I was being nice and polite when asking girls out were really surprised I gotten slapped at all.

Back when I was 24 or 25 I was on my way to the bus station and said nice day to a young woman walking past me wearing sports bra and shorts and she yelled at me to kiss her ass.

 

[zinfamous]

Back when I was 24 or 25 I was on my way to the bus station and said nice day to a young woman walking past me wearing sports bra and shorts and she yelled at me to kiss her ass.

well, did you?

obviously the signals are crossing somewhere.

 

[whm1974]

well, did you?

obviously the signals are crossing somewhere.

I almost said for real OK if you want me to, but I thought better of it and I needed to be elsewhere. So nope. I have wondered what would she have done if I actually did.

 

[Fanatical Meat]

If at 49 you haven’t gotten some on every day of the weeks as in on some:
Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday or Saturday there is something wrong with you.
If every day over the year that’s an interesting question. As in 1st day of the year, 2nd, 3rd and so on. Not sure difficult to track that or even estimate

 

[shortylickens]

Pretty sure I have thanks to my Shift work at Hynix. I could go to those crummy little college bars in Eugene and find some horny teen girls every day of the week.



The good old days

 

[whm1974]

If at 49 you haven’t gotten some on every day of the weeks as in on some:
Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday or Saturday there is something wrong with you.
If every day over the year that’s an interesting question. As in 1st day of the year, 2nd, 3rd and so on. Not sure difficult to track that or even estimate

Hey some of us are lucky to some once in a Blue Moon, especially any that doesn't cost them.

 

[JEDIYoda]

who cares???