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How can you tell if a person is getting it on?

Lean L

Lean L

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Pretty much what are the signs that someone is getting laid? Are there certain tells? Do they differ for men and women?

People assume that I get laid once in a while since I am randomly smiling sometimes when I show up late for work... yeah that didn't happen.
 
Lean L said:
Pretty much what are the signs that someone is getting laid? Are there certain tells? Do they differ for men and women?

People assume that I get laid once in a while since I am randomly smiling sometimes when I show up late for work... yeah that didn't happen.
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cum stains
 
ShawnD1 said:
I always smile when walking out of the washroom. People think i just got laid.
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In the men's room? Do they also assume that you are some shady punk gay guy? Lol not quite a good assumption for the washroom. Now an airplane washroom 🙂
 
When you see a man high five another after talking for a bit then you know why.

When you see a woman walk around embarrassed then you know why.
 
SandEagle said:
women spontanteously orgazz when they stand within 10 yards of me. my aura is that strong
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Maybe in your next life.

There have to be positive symptoms of a girl getting laid no?

edit: so basically.. if I want to hit on a girl, how can I tell if she's already being satisfied regularly?
 
Lean L said:
edit: so basically.. if I want to hit on a girl, how can I tell if she's already being satisfied regularly?
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Are you serious? Haven't you ever heard of the Magic 8 Ball? How have you gotten through life without one? I use it for all of my fortune-telling needs.
 
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Dilated pupils, flushed complexion, lower blood pressure, there are plenty of quantifiable things.

Now getting them to hold still while you measure to a sufficient level of accuracy and compare to the person's norm, that is a different story.

As for men: Just ask.
 
Lean L said:
Maybe in your next life.

There have to be positive symptoms of a girl getting laid no?

edit: so basically.. if I want to hit on a girl, how can I tell if she's already being satisfied regularly?
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She won't be interested in you???
 
Lean L said:
Maybe in your next life.

There have to be positive symptoms of a girl getting laid no?

edit: so basically.. if I want to hit on a girl, how can I tell if she's already being satisfied regularly?
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What the hell? Is it really so awful to ask someone out and be told "I have a boyfriend?" Stop trying to game the system to avoid rejection. Newsflash: you will be rejected. A lot. There's nothing you can do about it. Once you figure that out, you'll realize that being turned down isn't a big deal, and that you'll actually succeed once in a while, too.

I recommend the 30-day rejection challenge. I wish I had thought to do something like this when I was in high school. Would have saved me a lot of fear.
 
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