I've been having a fuck of a time getting an obviously defective bunk bed replaced (could have killed my kiddo if I didn't catch it) and after the Liam Neeson headshot move I did that got my wait time from "6 to 8 weeks" to "they'll be there tomorrow," I'm thinking I should put my bitch tactics to use to help some grannies or immigrants in needs. Any ideas for the least dramatic way to do this? To be honest I'm not that busy work wise and quite enjoy reaming out unreasonable bitches, from my parents' co op board to unresponsive furniture companies. I figure someone dealing with a heat outage could use my asshole ways. Hint: next time a company refuses to do a warranty repair and you're exhausted by the constant transfers and 2 hour hold times start the conversation with "want to see pictures of the damage? Check out all of your social media presences, I'll be making sure it's the top item until this is resolved." Works 100% of the time.
How can I weaponize being an absolute dick for the greater good?
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brianmanahan
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Post your phone number here. The next time i(or anyone else) needs some help getting things resolved i can say "i know a guy" & refer them to you. Kinda like "The Equalizer" of the internet. Everyone feels better afterward. Well, maybe not everyone.
you my friend are brilliant. I have a Google voice number and I’ll set up a Twitter, but I don’t want to post it here because I want it all to be anonymous and not something I ever talk about or people know about.I already come off as self righteous enough, it would absolutely kill my social life hahahaha and posting here can trace back to the real me pretty easy
I will post a low key call for volunteers .
I’m googling that now but recall that being buffy’s personality type hahaha. If any of this comes off as self righteous I’m stoned and feverishly cleaning this place because the furniture depots here in 2 hours and I have 2 kids , I just get pumped up so much when I take out a bully it feels like I’m going back in time to being a fat Indian kid but delivering the knock out blow this time. It’s an absolutely selfish pursuit and not born of altruism. I’d fight drunks in an alley alternatively but think 40 is too old to join fight club
UsandThem
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Red Squirrel
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If you think it's a chronic issue with that particular piece of furniture and nothing is being done, go to the news with it, could make a W5 segment or something.
And God willing, someday they'll get one.I hear P&N is looking for a few good posters.
Captante
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pete6032
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zinfamous
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It's actually part of the common character trait/personality of traditional RPG. specifically, I think, created by D&D.
explained:
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