How Can I trap my Cat?

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Alex

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why do you wanna trap your cat?
cats hate that kinda stuff... i had a roomate last year who would chase his cat around the house bullying the crap out of it, hitting it, kicking it, pokin it, etc and then he would corner him and trap him inside his own litterbox (it was an 'igloo style' one) it was the meanest thing i ever witnessed and if my roomate didn't happen to be the landlord AND own the cat i woulda jumped him.... but it was really none of my business plus i didn't wanna get evicted.
so uh, why do you wanna trap the cat?
 

platinumike

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because my cat is very fast and agile. It is an objective i set back last month. Today he has outsmarted me so i thought atot could help me trap. I dont hurt him though, likei said the hostage needs to be contained with near 95% health.
 

meltdown75

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you can do it man. :laugh: my sense of humour is officially warped.

throw a heavy afghan or blanket over him.
 

PingSpike

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My cat usually crawls into a hole in my couch on her own when she is trying to escape me. I just stuff a pillow in the hole.

Its the cat time out. She tries to wake me up in the morning to get me to feed her. But I'll get up when I'm ready. Imprisoning her in an old couch usually gets her to STFU and wait until I wake up.
 

meltdown75

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Originally posted by: PingSpike
My cat usually crawls into a hole in my couch on her own when she is trying to escape me. I just stuff a pillow in the hole.

Its the cat time out. She tries to wake me up in the morning to get me to feed her. But I'll get up when I'm ready. Imprisoning her in an old couch usually gets her to STFU and wait until I wake up.

:laugh: LOL - cubicle-style. :D
 
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Originally posted by: platinumike
because my cat is very fast and agile. It is an objective i set back last month. Today he has outsmarted me so i thought atot could help me trap. I dont hurt him though, likei said the hostage needs to be contained with near 95% health.



ever think he is just average, and YOU are just retarded?
 

kranky

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Isn't it a little embarrassing that you can't trap an animal that sleeps 90% of the time?
 

torpid

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sounds like your cat doesn't like you. for good reason. i just walk over and pick my cats up. works almost every time.
 

Glitchny

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wow the fact that it has taken this long for you trap a cat is damn funny. i mean unless its super scared of u just pick it up, walk to container and place cat in container
 

platinumike

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I still havent caught him, i cant find him, but i left food by the door, and he ran away with it.
 
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You are your cat's bitch. You should feel good about that.

For us to take you seriously you need to make a video.
 

Alex

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Originally posted by: teh 3v1L
you need to get your cat stoned..

yes! and...

Originally posted by: HomeBrewerDude
You are your cat's bitch. You should feel good about that.

For us to take you seriously you need to make a video.

:D :beer:
 

RelaxTheMind

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Originally posted by: platinumike
http://www.excelego.com/cat/
thoose are some pics taken of my cat before the trap mission.

geez your camera suxors. why dont you try that sheet on the floor thing like on scooby doo.

1. put a sheet on the floor and tie a rope to the 4 corners.
2. throw the rope over a pulley or something similar.
3. put food or toy in center of sheet.
4. wait for cat to get on sheet
5. pull rope to entrap cat
6. tie rope over the top of sheet preventing escape.
7. take baseball bat and begin to beat the lumps in the sheet until it stops moving.

mission acomplished
 

jEct2

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You have way too much time....

Tranquilizers!!!! Nets!!!! and sell it to the chinese, they eat anything