how can i tell if i have viruses?

[guapo337]

I have never installed an anti-virus on my PC, but I practice fairly safe computing habits. My PC never acts up, or does anything bad. How can I tell if I have viruses without actually installing the software?

 

[Encryptic]

If your dick turns black and falls off, you'll know you have a virus.

 

[dighn]

u probably dont hae one but us
e one of those free online sca
nners to be sure, well, fairly sure a
nyway

 

[Entity]

You can't.

Rob

 

[fs5]

Originally posted by: Encryptic
If your dick turns black and falls off, you'll know you have a virus.

do you ever post anything useful? lol

 

[notfred]

If it doesn't do anything annoying/slow/crappy/etc... who cares?

 

[rpberry123]

Originally posted by: Encryptic
If your dick turns black and falls off, you'll know you have a virus.

if your dick falls off, you need the lead pill........

 

[dighn]

Originally posted by: notfred
If it doesn't do anything annoying/slow/crappy/etc... who cares?

could spread viruses to another computer

 

[guapo337]

Originally posted by: notfred
If it doesn't do anything annoying/slow/crappy/etc... who cares?

Thats what I figure.

 

[TheBoyBlunder]

Originally posted by: fivespeed5

Originally posted by: Encryptic
If your dick turns black and falls off, you'll know you have a virus.

do you ever post anything useful? lol

That's actually pretty useful...just not very relevant. Still funny though.

 

[KingNothing]

When I see a file called "iexplorer.exe", sitting in a directory named c:\program files\iexplorer by itself, I don't need an antivirus program to tell me that's a virus.

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: fivespeed5

Originally posted by: Encryptic
If your dick turns black and falls off, you'll know you have a virus.

do you ever post anything useful? lol

Yeah, when my dirty mind doesn't think of something else to say. :evil:

 

Sure you practice safe COMPUTING habits, but what about safe SEX habits? You never know where that 'Jane' girl's been!

 

[ghostman]

Originally posted by: guapo337

Originally posted by: notfred
If it doesn't do anything annoying/slow/crappy/etc... who cares?

Thats what I figure.

What about scheduled payloads?

There are online virus checking things, but I'm sure you actually have to install some kind of software for it to work.

 

[Yax]

Originally posted by: guapo337
I have never installed an anti-virus on my PC, but I practice fairly safe computing habits. My PC never acts up, or does anything bad. How can I tell if I have viruses without actually installing the software?

Some of the older viruses, just hang around and take up memory space. Others can actually try to infect other machines. You'll know when you get a call from some ISP saying they're receiving lots of port scanning packets from your IP.