How can i teach my cat how to meow properly?

[Pliablemoose]

Trip to pet store for some live food, that'll make a cat of him...

 

[Smaulz]

<< LOL,don't ya think there's a reason I work in IT and not in comedy ? >>




LOL good point...

 

[BigJohnKC]

Where do you get one of these Russian Blues? My roomie and I might be thinking of getting a cat, and these sound like wonderful cats to have.

 

[SilverThief]

Threaten to break its little paws, one by one.

 

[jamison]

Every breed of cat has a different meow. Domestic short hairs for example have a small and squeeky meow.

 

[astriy]

get a real pet, like a dog

 

[Pepsei]

<< get a real pet, like a dog >>



dogs are for stupid people...

oh wait...we have this discussion already......

 

[Geekbabe]

<< I swear, im gonna cry if i have to hear his pitiful half meow, half scratchy moan anymore. Sometimes he even opens his mouth and a 'cackling' sound comes out, other times nothing at all (he almost looks like hes yawning)..... Haha, anyway to teach him to either do it right or shutup? >>



Ah !!! after long thought I think I have a solution

Pick up a box of Meow Mix cat food ... it's sorta like winamp for catz !!!



<--- I crack myself up

 

[Antoneo]

This thread is hilarious! Sorry I don't have any ideas as I do not have a cat or a dog but anyone remember that program Catz? Dogz was great too but Catz had me entertained for ever on my old computer.

 

[Geekbabe]

<< This thread is hilarious! Sorry I don't have any ideas as I do not have a cat or a dog but anyone remember that program Catz? Dogz was great too but Catz had me entertained for ever on my old computer. >>



LOL, I had it and liked it too

 

[Smaulz]

<< Where do you get one of these Russian Blues? My roomie and I might be thinking of getting a cat, and these sound like wonderful cats to have. >>



Not sure, I guess call around in KC for some breeders or something. It's a pretty common cat, so you shouldn't have too much trouble...

And yeah, Catz rocked... lol

 

[aphex]

<< Threaten to break its little paws, one by one.
>>



He read that post... Hes now cowering in the corner, thank you

 

[Geekbabe]

<<

<< Threaten to break its little paws, one by one.
>>



He read that post... Hes now cowering in the corner, thank you >>




I swear you need to ship that poor little thing to me,give it a home with some love

 

[riddlebox]

my friend's dogs meow.. buncha stupid poodles.. .hate those dogs

 

[Linux23]

introduce a Dog (German Shepard, Pitt Bull) into the equation, and lets see if that cats meows.! it'll be meooooooooowing for its life.

 

[thomsbrain]

be happy that it doesn't make a lot of noise. some cats are very loud. my cat did that for a while when he was young, but he grew out of it. now he can meow when he really wants to.