How can I stop looking like a thug?

[amcdonald]

Um, don't listen to the people telling you to shave.
Keep the goat, its doing a great job hiding your butt chin.
I'd just wear tighter shirts, lose the jewelry, and stop looking at the camera like it took your pizza.

 

[spidey07]

Originally posted by: Chiboy
Pic of me... So as topic says... What do you suggest? <~~ NOT A NERD

Me just about 2 months ago <~~ NERD

shave.
smile.
trim those brows.

and get rid the grease in your hair and face.

 

[HonkeyDonk]

Originally posted by: MaxDSP

Originally posted by: Marauder911
Seppuku isn't an answer, Seppuku is the only answer.

Fixed

did you even bother reading what you typed? That doesn't make sense logically. Seppuku isn't an answer, yet you contradict that statement by saying it IS an answer. Errr...something's not adding up there my friend.

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

Dress how you want to

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: DeathByAnts
lose the necklace and any earings. A longer hair style (if well kept) *may* make you appear more proffessional.

Spelling "professional" correctly might help as well.

 

[loup garou]

Originally posted by: HonkeyDonk

Originally posted by: MaxDSP

Originally posted by: Marauder911
Seppuku isn't an answer, Seppuku is the only answer.

Fixed

did you even bother reading what you typed? That doesn't make sense logically. Seppuku isn't an answer, yet you contradict that statement by saying it IS an answer. Errr...something's not adding up there my friend.

'An' implies there is more than one answer. 'Only' qualifies it as the sole answer.

 

[MikeMike]

CALLING MINENDO FOR HIS DAEWOO PIC!!!!!!!

MIKE

 

[atom]

That is what passes as a thug where you live? Where do you live, Amish country? To me you look like a normal guy, hardly a thug.

 

[Pepsei]

Perhaps use the same doctor Michael Jackson uses.

 

[minendo]

Teh Pimp

 

[nick1985]

Originally posted by: minendo
Teh Pimp

is that him?

 

[MikeMike]

Originally posted by: nick1985

Originally posted by: minendo
Teh Pimp

is that him?

yes

MIKE

 

[PowerMacG5]

Originally posted by: werk

Originally posted by: HonkeyDonk

Originally posted by: MaxDSP

Originally posted by: Marauder911
Seppuku isn't an answer, Seppuku is the only answer.

Fixed

did you even bother reading what you typed? That doesn't make sense logically. Seppuku isn't an answer, yet you contradict that statement by saying it IS an answer. Errr...something's not adding up there my friend.

'An' implies there is more than one answer. 'Only' qualifies it as the sole answer.

Yes, but look at my original post. It makes better sense than this persons "fixed."

 

[Azraele]

Honestly you look more approachable as a nerd. Smile! Lose the head tilt.

 

[nick1985]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! YOU DRIVE A DAEWOO?!?!?!


HAHAHAHA! why did you buy that POS?

 

[boyRacer]

Smile... and stop tilting your chin up in pictures.

 

[beer]

this thread is hilarious

 

[sash1]

d00d, you look like a PIMP!

`K

 

[JimRaynor]

1. Lose the necklace, it screams wannabe thug.

2. Stop wearing clothing with hoods.

3. Go buy some new clothes at abercrombie and fitch.

4. Shave that wannabe goatee.

5. When you look at something, don't tilt your head.

6. Relax your lips, and quit walking around with them half puckered like P.diddy.

7. Don't wear baggy pants/clothes.

*note*
You ask how to not look like a thug, but I doubt that you want to not look like a thug. All your behavior, and the way you present yourself makes it obvious you WANT to look like a thug. By the way, the thug thing ain't working for you anyways, and just makes you look like a poser. So I would advise you to stop trying to make it happen.

 

[dafatha00]

My God you're greasy

 

[Amorphus]

Wow, all these metro/borderline-sexuality tips. "Trim your brows" and "buy clothoes from A+F"...

Frankly, it's pretty much all in your posture - how you come across. Straighten your back - don't lean backwards. Your spine should be a straight line when viewed head-on. Shoulders slightly back, and chin up. Do NOT look down your nose at the camera.

Open up/loosen up your eyes a bit - you look like you're suspicious. Smile just a tad, or at least don't grimace.

*edit*
yeah, the nerd version is bad, too. hygeine is a plus - wash yourself regularly - morning and afternoon.

also, the shirt: looks a bit baggy. it should only go about an inch or two below your beltline/waist.

 

[HonkeyDonk]

Originally posted by: Marauder911

Originally posted by: werk

Originally posted by: HonkeyDonk

Originally posted by: MaxDSP

Originally posted by: Marauder911
Seppuku isn't an answer, Seppuku is the only answer.

Fixed

did you even bother reading what you typed? That doesn't make sense logically. Seppuku isn't an answer, yet you contradict that statement by saying it IS an answer. Errr...something's not adding up there my friend.

'An' implies there is more than one answer. 'Only' qualifies it as the sole answer.

Yes, but look at my original post. It makes better sense than this persons "fixed."

Marauder911, I agree w/ you, your original post makes sense, but the other persons' "fixed" reply doesn't.

And werk, if he wrote "any" instead of "an", then that would make sense, but 'an' still doesn't make sense.

 

[AvesPKS]

Shave the pubie-stash?

 

[Brutuskend]

Loose the facial hair and SMILE damnit!

 

[Subzero]

Start wearing dresses again ....