This thread is full of Home Improvement Awesome. *grunt* OP posts a "problem" that really isn't, and the responses range from the practical to the tech expert to the totallly off the wall. ONLY on ATOT, folks.
Might I suggest some parody threads?
Pic of a rubber band around a bag of chips-->"How do I open this? I haven't eaten in 4 days!"
Pic of a glass door with doorknob clearly visible. Nekkid chick on other side of door. "How do I open this? I wantz the sexorzzz!!!"
Pic of watch on wrist, but shirt sleeve partially obscuring face of watch."OMG, I think I'm late!!! How do I tell the time? Helpmeeeee!!!"